oh wow I sure do love to drink protein shakes, but don't tell anyone because I don't want this to result in a meta post and draw more attention to the corn hole

naturally posing to drink a protein shake where normal people keep their protein powder and protein accessories

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835738734015667.webp

I sure hope she didn't spill any of her protein shake

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835738736916246.webp

wow I hope her protein shake isn't wearing off

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1683573873835688.webp

golly she looks tired after that last protein shake

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835738739619377.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835742370322635.webp

willikers she's looking pretty buff after that last protein shake

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835739509028907.webp

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I wish my protein shakes were that big :marseysadge:

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:#marseytroublemaker: let the rdrama plastic surgeons take a peek. They can recommend treatment, confidentially of course.

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I don’t even know if my body frame could handle Lara Croft tits, even if I wanted to pay for them :marseysulk:

That shit looks like torture on your back

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Can't they put helium in them or something? Would help them stay perky too.

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You need to be naturally thin and flat to get a good boob job, and even then you need to shoot for a C cup at most. Spend the extra money for silicone versus saline, and go sub-muscular.

Imagine having tits of any size and then shoving something underneath them that doesn't move the same way as natural tissue. Yeah they look great stuffed under a shirt, but once them drawers come off, they bounce like an orange in a sock.

Source: I like tits.

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You need to be naturally thin and flat to get a good boob job

Naturally busty works differently. Subglandular implants enhance the shape and size of the existing breasts without risk of visible rippling because they're naturally covered in soft tissue already.

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So has helium been tried and it didn't work or is this all a tangent?

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Helium molecules are the second smallest in the universe. They dissipate thru the titty bag. Bye bye boobies.

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How do they make helium balloons and stuff then?

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helium escapes rubber balloons in a day

it takes longer to escape mylar balloons

they make helium balloons and they die quickly, just as helium tits would

bro do you even booba

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They're not as heavy as you think. At the max FDA approved size of 800cc, you're only looking at about 3.7 lbs. Most women get something around half that size which will barely affect you at all.

Girl in the OP is likely 1000cc+ though.

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YWNBAB :#marseysmug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16835762741858125.webp

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Judging by the lip filler, fake tits, and rhinoplasty, neither will she.

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:#tayhuh:

What do you think the last B in YWNBAB stands for?

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BRUDA

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>little Knuckles chasing around anime foid making licking sounds while the anime foid has an obviously male voice complaining

:marseychefkiss#:

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Lol I automatically read it as YWNBAW due to internet brain rot.

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Get bigger ones

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