>Claims to be greatest warriors

>defeated by a band of exclusively homosexual warriors

>Betrayed country and sided with Rome, Romans would come and watch the exotic Spartan customs and laugh at them.

>Descendants enslaved by Turks for nearly 500 years

Truly the pinnacle of society

Reminder that our singular source for life in ancient Sparta was one single dude that was basically a slave with Stockholm syndrome. Spartans were illiterate r-slurs so left fricking nothing else.

Then the next we meet them they're a shitty little village that only survived as a tourist trap playing up their old propaganda, and the fierce Spartan warriors gladly get on their knees for the conquering ROMAN BVLLS

but gay shitposting dates back to the Romans?

Ottoman empire

Wrong lol

Alexander was openly gay, he made a big point of praying at an altar to Achilles at the same time his ""best friend"" prayed at an altar to Patroclus, Achilles' gay lover. Just in case one of the biggest mythological heroes being a bussy enjoyer wasn't enough of a sign

It wasn't the norm but it never stopped people from worshipping their idols, real or mythical

the is misinterpreted... Homosexual intercourse by anal penetration was never welcomed or accepted. Homosexual intercourse by thighs was accepted

Sodom and Gomorrah 🤔

Alexander burned Thebes to the ground because he wanted to be the cutest twink around

Thats because Spartans were homo pedos, not homo homos.

Yeah, the idea is to make pillaging and looting great again.

Them Canadian oil sands lookin' like a snack

Frag all white women

Guardian class

Socrates' plan, in fact, is that the men and women of the Guardian class, being denied all personal possessions, are to share everything in common. In the case of this class (only this class), the old concept of private homes and family life is to be changed. The Guardians will live together as a single family unit. In order to ensure the highest quality of offspring for this class, the men and women will breed and rear their children in common, according to theories of the eugenic methods employed in breeding domestic animals, such as dogs and horses. Since the Guardians are to share everything in common as members of a new "family," the children will learn to address one another as "brother" and "sister"; they will learn to perceive each older citizen as "father" or "mother," thus ensuring respect and domestic tranquility for this class in the state. Because they belong together as members of a single large family, they should rid themselves of the rivalries and jealousies attendant upon the tradition of erstwhile private "families." This will provide for greater social equality for the members of this class and ought to ensure better unity in the ideal state. But, because wives and children are to be held in common, this does not mean that the adult Guardians are permitted to be sexually promiscuous. Their sexual unions must be conducted under strict surveillance by the rulers.

The method whereby this selective breeding will be conducted, Socrates explains, is that at designated calendar times and at the most appropriate periods of their sexual activity and fertility, the men and women of this class will be brought together in "marriage festivals," but they will not be permitted the free choice of sexual partners. Rather, they will be "taught" that the older rulers have drawn all pairs of sexual partners by blind lot, whereas in fact the rulers will have paired the sexual partners by careful selection so as to ensure the success of the eugenic method the rulers have adopted.

As for the children so produced, they will have to be raised communally and provided for by citizens designated as nurses. Furthermore, the children are not to be permitted to recognize their birth parents; the children are not to be permitted to develop "old time" family loyalties; in fact, the birth mothers may be at times prohibited from nursing their children, who will be provided with wet-nurses for their needs.

Grooming Class

what will happen if you make civil services mandatory. They will take over the services and indoctrinate your children even harder. Both leftoids and rightoids would see this as a fertile ground of recruiting future wingcucks and degenerates