redditors can't LSD

I had real shits on acid once and the perception of time really fricked with me. At first, it felt like I was pooping for hours, and I just never knew when it was going to end. How much poop could possibly be in my butt? Then wiping took forever, like that redditor, it seemed like I just couldn't get my butthole clean (I didn't make myself bleed though). Finally I finished, came out of the bathroom and apologized to my friends for making them wait 2 hours and they were like "it was 5 minutes, dude. It's fine." I checked the clock and couldn't believe it.

sometimes my asscheeks get sweaty and then I fart, but the sensation feels like wet poop escaping between my butcheeks so I think i sharted.

First time I did LSD I was on the potty thinking I had to shot for way too long. After that I just learned to ignore it and enjoy the trip

Never had that but acid definitely causes behavioral loops for me so I can see wiping my butt for an hour

I just like to sit outside the port a potties at festivals yelling, "Pooping ends your trip" or some variation thereof until they kick me out.