Fish Are P-dophiles or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Catch-and-Release

Some of you might see some cute twink and or hot daddy and say "boy I sure want to play with his bussy/weiner." Some of your perverts might see a pretty lass and say "golly I sure want to massage my weiner inside her gussy."

Regardless of your disability, you're attracted to a member of the opposite s*x.

But what of fish?

Both parts of the species are equally disgusting.

The female fish (Foish) is sexually aroused at the thought of her eggs getting cumblasted by a stranger, so she finds a dark alley and jerks off a clutch of eggs so she can watch the abuse happen from afar.

The male fish (Moish), eager to satisfy his fetish, comes up on the eggs while cruising for his kicks. The eggs excite him much that he jerks off over every single one.

Fish are sick and disgusting. There should be no fishing laws, no permits needed. Catch-and-release should be enjoyed as a form of torturing and disfiguring them. Ocean vessels should be scraping the seas to eradicate all non-mammalian sea life, with food as a temporary byproduct.

CMV.