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now try biking up a hill, carrying groceries, or listening to music :marseyoperaphantom: without looking :marseyinsane: like an r-slur :marseymoidmoment:

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now try biking up a hill

are you weak?

carrying groceries

See above

listening to music without looking like an r-slur

Why would I care about other peoples' opinions? Are you an NPC?

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caring about other's opinions is why we do things like keeping ourselves clean. it's to stay in the norm. if there :marseycheerup: was no norm we would :marseywould: not be a functioning society. also how are you supposed to carry a family's worth of groceries while using every limb to control :marseyshadow: the bike.

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:#marseyfoidretardtalking:

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Neighbor do you not know what a cargo rack is

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or just a big backpack. here you can get one for $25

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Bike cucks seriously believe in going to the grocery store every day and just to buy the things you need for tomorrow.

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also how are you supposed to carry a family's worth of groceries while using every limb to control :marseyshadow: the bike.

if you teach your family to bike, they can feed themselves for a lifetime

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caring about other's opinions is why we ... keep[ing] ourselves clean.

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NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CSRE ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK TO STATISTICALLY IRRELEVANT :marseynothingburger: STRANGERS NOOOOO

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Try not being fat

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try avoiding my truck :marseybutt2: when I run over your stupid :marseyabyss: tiny bike

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Guarantee my truck is bigger. Try avoiding it when I run over your truck for running over a cyclist.

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Honk honk b-word

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try avoiding my peepee when I r*pe you both :marseyhairypenis:

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Try avoiding muh peepee b-word

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no :mariogoatse:

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Doing all of that every week :marseybuff: except the last one maybe :marseynerd2:

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I can't have 10 minutes without input from my phone. Not even a podcast?! Are you insane?! :soycry:

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listening to music without looking like an r-slur

Use earbuds like a normal person?

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how are you supposed to hear what's going :marseysal3: on around you?

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Don't blast music at max volume like an r-slur and don't use noise-cancelling earbuds :marseyshrug:

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if cities were designed for bikes they would be all downhills

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