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Domnhall VAX/MAXXED Troglodyte Maxxer  9mo ago (image post) 846 thread views #238249

Anon goes to the doctor

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>Bullied in elementary school

>No friends until he was 14/15

No wonder he pulls off the "literally me" schtick so well, he trained for the role his entire life.

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:marseydarkxd:

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The crazy part is its real lol.

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:marseyspitmoji:

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>brings steak knives to school

>throws them at random classmates

>refuses to elaborate (because he's illiterate)

>leaves (because he's suspended)

:#gigachad4:

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Loool actually laughedđź‘Śđź‘Ś

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:#marseyme:

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:marseyme:

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:marseyme: Except instead of knives I brought an airsoft pellet gun :marsey:

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Pssst wanna fight the boot of the government that's keeping us down? Dm me fellow patriot.

:marseynotesglow: :marseynotesglow:

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Based knife chucker

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Ryan Gosling like Rambo????

:#marseyhearts: :#marseyme:

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Heard joke once:

>Man goes to doctor.

>Says he's a jannie. Says life is full of Nazis and white identity extremists.

>Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is fascism and genocide.

>Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great Nazi hunter Bardfinn is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

>Man bursts into tears.

>Says, 'But doctor…I am Bardfinn'

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Heard joke once:

>Person of basketball goes to doctor.

>Says he's a N**ger. Says life is full of White supremacists, :marseytrain2:s, and evil Jews.

>Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is racism and cancellations of black lives.

>Doctor says, ' Treatment is simple. Great N**ger Dave Chappelle is in town tonight. GO and see him. That should pick you up.'

>Man bursts into tears.

>Says, 'But doctor...I am Dave Chappelle'

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Hit

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Frick you.

I can't believe this made me laugh.

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Anyone who identifies with Rosca... Roarsca...

with that stinking, freeloading, ginger :marseypostal: bum in the stupid :marseydunce: mask should :marseynorm: rope.

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Roachsack

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>Man goes to doctor

>Says hes an incel

>Doctor says treatment is simple

>Man is relieved

>Doctor pulls out double barrel shotgun and blows off mans head

>Man dead

>Still an incel

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sounds like malpraxis

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Yeah, doctors don't need to put their patients out of misery like that any longer, now they can just prescribe :marseymaid3:

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I don't get it, but assume it's related to the Ryan Gosling wordfilter.

I also don't understand why there's SO MANY YouTube shorts channels that use a screenshot of him from Drive below undramatic dashcam footage

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Do you know the Pagliacci the clown joke?

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What Ryan Gosling wordfilter?

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