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>Bullied in elementary school
>No friends until he was 14/15
No wonder he pulls off the "literally me" schtick so well, he trained for the role his entire life.
The crazy part is its real lol.
>brings steak knives to school
>throws them at random classmates
>refuses to elaborate (because he's illiterate)
>leaves (because he's suspended)
Loool actually laughedđź‘Śđź‘Ś
Except instead of knives I brought an airsoft pellet gun
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Ryan Gosling like Rambo????
Heard joke once:
>Man goes to doctor.
>Says he's a jannie. Says life is full of Nazis and white identity extremists.
>Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is fascism and genocide.
>Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great Nazi hunter Bardfinn is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'
>Man bursts into tears.
>Says, 'But doctor…I am Bardfinn'
>Person of basketball goes to doctor.
>Says he's a N**ger. Says life is full of White supremacists, s, and evil Jews.
>Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is racism and cancellations of black lives.
>Doctor says, ' Treatment is simple. Great N**ger Dave Chappelle is in town tonight. GO and see him. That should pick you up.'
>Says, 'But doctor...I am Dave Chappelle'
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Frick you.
I can't believe this made me laugh.
Anyone who identifies with Rosca... Roarsca...
with that stinking, freeloading, ginger bum in the stupid mask should rope.
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>Man goes to doctor
>Says hes an incel
>Doctor says treatment is simple
>Man is relieved
>Doctor pulls out double barrel shotgun and blows off mans head
>Man dead
>Still an incel
sounds like malpraxis
Yeah, doctors don't need to put their patients out of misery like that any longer, now they can just prescribe
I don't get it, but assume it's related to the Ryan Gosling wordfilter.
I also don't understand why there's SO MANY YouTube shorts channels that use a screenshot of him from Drive below undramatic dashcam footage
Do you know the Pagliacci the clown joke?
What Ryan Gosling wordfilter?
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No wonder he pulls off the "literally me" schtick so well, he trained for the role his entire life.
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The crazy part is its real lol.
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Loool actually laughedđź‘Śđź‘Ś
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Except instead of knives I brought an airsoft pellet gun
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Based knife chucker
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Ryan Gosling like Rambo????
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Heard joke once:
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 05 hours 52 minutes and 43 seconds
Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Top 10 bard respectors:
ACA: 171
911roofer: 73
SpittingScrapmetal: 69
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arsey: 53
Reapers: 49
ChristMAsLLOWEENewYear: 35
TariqNasheed: 34
zombiecel: 33
AuntyAbortion: 31
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Frick you.
I can't believe this made me laugh.
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Anyone who identifies with Rosca... Roarsca...
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sounds like malpraxis
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Yeah, doctors don't need to put their patients out of misery like that any longer, now they can just prescribe
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I don't get it, but assume it's related to the Ryan Gosling wordfilter.
I also don't understand why there's SO MANY YouTube shorts channels that use a screenshot of him from Drive below undramatic dashcam footage
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What Ryan Gosling wordfilter?
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