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Dutch is not a real language.

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Afrikaans is an even worse (how is that even possible) version of Dutch.

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https://voca.ro/17ntFu1OnggL

Tbh the tweet reads like it was hastily posted on the potty with no checks afterwards.

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j'accuse! fake language!

that was just german spoken with something in your mouth!

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The difference between a dialect of German and a Germanic language is purely political.

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English is a Germanic language

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Anglish is a Theedish leid

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It is just like politics: some people are right and others are wrong.

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:marseyagreefast: The only reason Flemish isn't considered a language is that nobody considers Belgium a real country.

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Island German: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."

German German: *marriage of figaro*

Arctic German: *Linux Kernel*

Swamp German: EERT EK VEERT DEE MEESH DEN HOCK ERT OOK OOK OOK

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He just like me fr fr :#marseyme:

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Literally me

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I don't know nearly enough about German to even try to pretend to understand this joke

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Island: Britbong

German: Nazi

Arctic: Scandinavian (Linus Torvalds)

Swamp: low countries

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this doesn't clarify tbh. How is the marriage of figaro nazi isnt that some opera bull

wtf is low countries

I dont have time for all this europoor bull

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Low countries= Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg.

They're called that because a lot of it is below sea level.

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Luxembourg is a low country?

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yes

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:marseysmug3: not even the dumbest Matt on the Sam Seder show

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I hopped on rdrama :marseysurftheweb: for my 1-2x monthly visit and this is the first :marseywinner: thing I see

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@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM hope you get r*ped

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM love sucking peepee

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YOU DESERVE IT FOR COMING BACK TO THIS NEURODIVERGENT SWAMP.

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:#marseyviewerstare:

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They're smarter, more successful, and healthier than you.

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BUT ARE THEY MORE R-SLURRED THAN ME?

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Until the word “politieke,” it's indiscernible from pidgin. I can definitely see a BBC Pidgin headline saying “We hebben een serious problem met da politic” :marseyflagafrica:

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I mean, Dutch basically is a pidgin of English and German.

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>he thinks Dutch is the pidgin and not the gigamutt English

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English German and Danish.

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And then Afrikaans is a pidgin of a pidgin.

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Dutch is such a stupid language that Dutch babies can learn it.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705633577219098.webp

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The g is pronounced like a German ch, and the ch in sch in pronounced like an s followed by the ch.

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German ch

"schleichen" vs "achtung"?

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More like Achtung

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705633185466637.webp

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:#marseyvibing: :!#marseyvibing:

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@Geralt_of_hKappa you people seriously speak like this :marseylaughpoundfist:

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Slightly more northeast for him, no?

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Dutch or Dane? Which way western homo?

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They're both gay pills

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shhhh shhh shh im trolling him

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Its a nice language you wouldnt understand :marseycrying:

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I learnt a bit on duolingo during Covid

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She's Dutch?

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you didn't know? :marseygasp:

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No I don't :marseysad:

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I guess it's because you only know nativemisic things? :marseyshapiro:

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*Internalized nativemisic things

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That is not true :marseymad:

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Source? :marseyshiftyeyes:

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Myself :marseycool:

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But that sounds like a biased source? :marseyindignant:

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