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Dutch is not a real language.
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Afrikaans is an even worse (how is that even possible) version of Dutch.
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https://voca.ro/17ntFu1OnggL
Tbh the tweet reads like it was hastily posted on the potty with no checks afterwards.
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j'accuse! fake language!
that was just german spoken with something in your mouth!
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The difference between a dialect of German and a Germanic language is purely political.
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English is a Germanic language
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Anglish is a Theedish leid
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It is just like politics: some people are right and others are wrong.
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Island German: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."
German German: *marriage of figaro*
Arctic German: *Linux Kernel*
Swamp German: EERT EK VEERT DEE MEESH DEN HOCK ERT OOK OOK OOK
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He just like me fr fr
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Literally me
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I don't know nearly enough about German to even try to pretend to understand this joke
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Island: Britbong
German: Nazi
Arctic: Scandinavian (Linus Torvalds)
Swamp: low countries
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this doesn't clarify tbh. How is the marriage of figaro nazi isnt that some opera bull
wtf is low countries
I dont have time for all this europoor bull
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Low countries= Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg.
They're called that because a lot of it is below sea level.
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Luxembourg is a low country?
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yes
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I hopped on rdrama
for my 1-2x monthly visit and this is the first 
thing I see
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@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM hope you get r*ped
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM love sucking peepee
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YOU DESERVE IT FOR COMING BACK TO THIS NEURODIVERGENT SWAMP.
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They're smarter, more successful, and healthier than you.
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BUT ARE THEY MORE R-SLURRED THAN ME?
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Until the word “politieke,” it's indiscernible from pidgin. I can definitely see a BBC Pidgin headline saying “We hebben een serious problem met da politic”
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I mean, Dutch basically is a pidgin of English and German.
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English German and Danish.
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And then Afrikaans is a pidgin of a pidgin.
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Dutch is such a stupid language that Dutch babies can learn it.
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The g is pronounced like a German ch, and the ch in sch in pronounced like an s followed by the ch.
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"schleichen" vs "achtung"?
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More like Achtung
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Slightly more northeast for him, no?
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Dutch or Dane? Which way western homo?
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They're both gay pills
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shhhh shhh shh im trolling him
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Its a nice language you wouldnt understand
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I learnt a bit on duolingo during Covid
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She's Dutch?
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you didn't know?
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No I don't
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I guess it's because you only know nativemisic things?
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*Internalized nativemisic things
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That is not true
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Source?
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Myself
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But that sounds like a biased source?
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