Bait: Pose as 18 year old whose Bar Mitzvah donations finally came to where you can cash in. They total $762,000. You need advice whether to invest or go to college.

Forgetting the third option: get an MTF surgery. Because you have been waiting since you were 17 and watched some tik tok videos and chatted on groomercord or something idk i am not very familiar with that neighborhood.