Bait: Pose as 18 year old whose Bar Mitzvah donations finally came to where you can cash in. They total $762,000. You need advice whether to invest or go to college.

This is oddly specific

You did not link. this sound funny

They have that white and red cat posted everywhere. they are obsessed with it. they call it marsey. they have made sexually suggestive drawings of it too

Here are some key points that I can think of. All of these should get the main redditor demographics angry.

• "I know that I can do both, but going to a good college would be really (this will make poors and loancels seethe) expensive and cut into the principle"

• "My passion is (gender studies or other meme degrees that don't make much money or criminology and fighting crime and whatnot) and I know it pays poorly, but I'll be doing what I love plus I have my investments"

• "College is a big time commitment that would take away from my trading time and crypto stuff"

  • If a meme degree is selected then maybe say that the degree will be easy but the hard part will be attending parties and getting connections

>implying anyone in this shithole still has an unbanned rebbit account

Bar Mitzvah money: $762,000

Useless degree at an overpriced, pretentious art school: $250,000

Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior: priceless

@Arran

What? Advice from who?

Okay? Dont post about it, do it???

Just post it on one of the AMC/GME subs like superstonk and reap the whirlwind.

Antisemitic

Forgetting the third option: get an MTF surgery. Because you have been waiting since you were 17 and watched some tik tok videos and chatted on groomercord or something idk i am not very familiar with that neighborhood.