Most devout Protestant gives speech at Prayer Breakfast about how she turned down one instance of premarital s*x to make it to the Prayer Breakfast on time

1. Disrespect towards God and the Church is not allowed here.

2. We honor the dignity of life from the womb to the tomb.

3. Debate about Scripture, tradition, politics, etc. are allowed when they do not directly contradict rule 1 (controversial history is an open topic when people are respectful).

4. Trolling, coomerisms, and poorly attempted humor may receive the mop at the discretion of those in charge.

5. Pray for your family, pray for your community, pray for your nation, and pray for rDrama.net. We need it! Prayer works!