Most devout Protestant gives speech at Prayer Breakfast about how she turned down one instance of premarital s*x to make it to the Prayer Breakfast on time

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!dixie come get your 45 year old elected belle


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You should move further south, you're too good to be a yank.

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>NOOOO PROTS ARE ALL DEGENERATE WEIRDOS THEY WANNA HAVE S*X BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!! :carpnoticeme:

reality:

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!burgers !dixie laugh at the fish

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Are you an evangelical? They’re bringing the rest of the heathens up. If not it seems unfair to claim that!


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yes

and even the black prots are more conservative than catholics on this one!

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Oooh a Mammon worshipper :marseypa#stor:


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who is mammon

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what

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The Almighty Dollar

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DELETE THIS :#marseycrusader2:

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:#marseydrunk::#marseycool::#marseypizzaslice::#marseypope: Catholics are the more fetch OGs who like to have fun, prots are basically incels

>:#marseyluthercringe: NO STOP GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING FUN, I JUST POSTED MY SNEED MANIFESTO ON YOUR DOOR


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The crazy catholic mothers are the exception when it comes to keeping their kids from the opposite s*x

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I literally psyoped myself into going to church weekly for like the past year cause I thought my parents did, they are closer to monthly attendance :marseybrainlet:

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Lmao. I've tried psyopping myself into religion a few times but each ends with me seething in hatred at the absolute state of pilgrimage sites and moving closer to Stalin on the religious cuck question.

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For all the dumb communities I've joined I'm kind of surprised how nice the church is. Everyone there has quirks but they legitimately believe in good works.

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I don’t get the sometimes option, like does God just go “yeah yeah this time’s fine”???

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It's for the neurodivergents who read the question and notice that it doesn't specify whether or not the s*x is consensual.

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to me it means the person answering isn't sure

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Presumably thats to cover when they do it. :marseythumbsup:

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Pew surveys are based on self-identifying as part of a certain religion, which isn't a very useful measure.

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Catholics can't commit adultery because they can't marry 8yo children tho.

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Love this Tran!

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"Catholic" can refer to a general cultural environment. I know tons of people who would call themselves Catholic on a survey because they have a big Mexican family, but they don't believe in anything specific. By contrast, someone who doesn't believe in the gospel is not going to call themselves a protestant

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that just makes catholics look even worse that most of them are so flippant about faith

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I guess I would not consider many self identified Catholics as Catholic at all.

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:marseypope: Well as long as they're neurotic.

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Surely you realize that "believing premarital s*x is wrong" and "having premarital s*x" are two differernt things and are absolutely not mutually exclusive among Christians.

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US adults

Here's your problem

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All I'm seeing is that Catholics are less hypocritical

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I hooked up with a girl one time on a Saturday night and she woke up at like 6 in the morning cuz she had to get ready for Sunday mass. I guess she was a super devout Catholic. I wasn’t very impressed cuz she woke me up

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Giving into lust by having actual pre-marital s*x is impressive to me cause there’s actual effort involved.

Jerking off is so easy comparatively.

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Yeah, but you kinda wrecked her mass as there was no way she could confess in time to recieve the eucharist.

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:#marseywould:

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The absolute state of Christian conservatives, I’m honestly surprised the trad kids haven’t gone full steam into islam

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Muslims are literally that r-slurred.

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It’s the women. They make them look like r-slurs with that blanket and they have huge noses, no man would willingly give himself worse options.

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the funny thing is that the alphabet crew are making a push into islam to turn it progressive(globohomophilic) like christianity, and it seems to be partially working

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oh my god keep talking nancy

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The event was for this guy- Tim Scott

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Tim Scott is probably gay tbh

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They were just wanting to kiss it’s fine.

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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Rightoids and Christcucks are such losers, it’s amazing 😂

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>nancy mace

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

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She was talkinf about her fiance, which I assume means married idk

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"It's okay, I'll have time for fornication later!"

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