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Was Jonah the biggest chud of the Bible?

>Be Jonah, the prophet.

>Get told to go to Nineveh and tell them to repent.

>”Why tf are you sending me to that shithole God?” :marseychud:

>”Why not just glass them like Sodom and Gomorrah and be done with it?”:chudsmug:

>Realize He's gonna be merciful to your enemies AGAIN. :chudconcerned:

>Frickthat.jpeg :marseyfuckyou:

>Hitch a boat in the opposite direction :chudjakdancing:

>God sends a storm :marseyrain:

>Tell God-fearing sailors you're a prophet and convince them to throw you overboard. :marseydeception:

>Would rather die than see that degenerate shithole, Nineveh be saved.

>Get tossed overboard. :marseydefenestration:

>get immediately swallowed up by a whale. :chudtantrum: :obesedaddysgirl:

>Fml fine you win I'll give the Ninevites their stupid message. They're not gonna repent anyway. :marseygiveup:

>get barfed up next to Nineveh :marseypuke:

>go to Nineveh

>deliver Message :marseypop2:

>They listen

>Go to cliff

>Wait for Nineveh to be Sodom and Gomorrah'd :marseychuddance:

>Nothing Happens :chuditsover:

>Hefrickingsparedthemagain.jpeg

>”HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!” :chudturbospergout2:

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Did you know that Luther hated the book of Jonah and said it's yet another example of (()) ruining the world? Chuds all the way down. :marseygiveup:

[...] Martin Luther has taken a directly opposite approach, regarding Jonah as the epitome of envy and jealousness, which he regarded as inherent characteristics of the Jewish people. Luther likewise concludes that the kikayon represents Judaism, and that the worm which devours it represents Christ. Luther also questioned the idea that the Book of Jonah was ever intended as literal history, commenting that he found it hard to believe that anyone would have interpreted it as such if it had never been included in the Bible. Luther's antisemitic interpretation of Jonah remained the prevailing interpretation among German Protestants throughout early modern history.

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The more I read the more I think this Luther guy was right about the Jews :marseythinkorino:

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/pol/ infographics don't count as reading.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1693384557534119.webp

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:marseywut2:

Care to elaborate?

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:marse#ygiveup:

I don't really have any strongly held beliefs, Jew posting is just funny to me.

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>amused by 2,000 year old meme

it stopped beginning at the First Council of Nicaea for antisemitecels

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He got upset when the Jews didn't convert after he cucked the Catholic church causing him to chud out, behind every chud is a failed progressive.

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>be German

>Seethe about Jews and Italians

>Destroy Europe

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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How did you find this out about Martin Luther.

:marseyshook:

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I'm one of the few r-slurs who took extra classes in Religion during HS thinking I'd learn cool shit about the bible but instead I had to learn about the morality of preimplantation (genetic) diagnosis and the shortcomings and anti-semitism of Luther. :marseyeyeroll:

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Martin Luther was 100% correct about the corruption of the Church, and also at the same time is responsible for the single worst things ever done in the name of Christianity

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Darn that sucks lol.

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Were you at a :marseypope: school or is it just standard practice to dunk on :marseyluther: in balkanland?

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RELI LK OPFER LMAO

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