Was Jonah the biggest chud of the Bible?

>Be Jonah, the prophet.

>Get told to go to Nineveh and tell them to repent.

>”Why tf are you sending me to that shithole God?”

>”Why not just glass them like Sodom and Gomorrah and be done with it?”

>Realize He's gonna be merciful to your enemies AGAIN.

>Frickthat.jpeg

>Hitch a boat in the opposite direction

>God sends a storm

>Tell God-fearing sailors you're a prophet and convince them to throw you overboard.

>Would rather die than see that degenerate shithole, Nineveh be saved.

>Get tossed overboard.

>get immediately swallowed up by a whale.

>Fml fine you win I'll give the Ninevites their stupid message. They're not gonna repent anyway.

>get barfed up next to Nineveh

>go to Nineveh

>deliver Message

>They listen

>Go to cliff

>Wait for Nineveh to be Sodom and Gomorrah'd

>Nothing Happens

>Hefrickingsparedthemagain.jpeg

>”HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!”