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- Homosexuals.
- Lesbians.
- Trans.
- Homoparental families.
- Lesboparental families.
- Diverse families.
- Adulterers.
- Fornicators.
- Those who live in a free union.
- The civilly married.
- The divorced and remarried.
- The divorced who live in common law.
- Those who have children outside of marriage.
- Those who do not recognize children.
- Those who have had s*x with a woman with menstruation.
- Those who have slept with their neighbor's wife (cheating).
- Those who do not keep the Sabbath for the Lord
- The drunks.
- Those who visit prostitutes.
- The practitioners of onanism
- Those who adore images.
- Those who sow and gather the fallen fruits.
- Those who participate in games of chance (lottery, Christmas, lotto, scratch cards).
- Those who steal (even if it is a pencil).
- Those who have impure thoughts and desires.
- Those who swear in vain.
- Those who covet other people's goods.
- Those who lie.
- Those who cheat.
- Those who swear falsely.
- Those who do not sanctify the holidays (go to the beach at Easter).
- Those who oppress and deprive others.
- Those who issue unfair sentences.
- Those who do favors for the poor.
- Those who slander others.
- Those who hate the brother.
- The spiteful ones.
- Those who take revenge.
- Those who sow their fields with two different kinds of grain.
- Those who wear clothes woven with threads of two kinds.
- Those who practice witchcraft and astrology (read the horoscope).
- Those who shave their head round.
- Those who cut the edges of their beard.
- Those with tattoos on their body.
- Those who consult witches.
- Those who do not stand up to the elderly.
- Those who charge úsura interest (garroteras).
- They make idols and raise statues and monuments.
- Those who criticize.
- Those who use contraceptive methods.
- Those who have s*x before marriage.
- Those who have s*x for non-reproductive purposes.
- Those who have s*x for pleasure.
- Those who eat shrimp.
I'll see ALL of you in heck 😂😂😂🙋♂️
besides the fact that none of these are true, which ones are u in for, dramanauts?
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Neighbors don't acknowledge that if you sincerely repent your sins, you're welcome into eternal life.
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They're listing Jewish purity laws as reasons you can't get into heaven as a Christian, just laugh at them and hope they someday seek to understand
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Do you think it's anything other than a gotcha? Educated atheists understand that religion is deep, nuanced, and beautiful, look at Bart Ehrman. He isn't a believer, but he has immense respect for the religion. Even some Christians here forget that He forgave us.
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I went to a christian summer camp once with my best friend and he freaked out when I called someone a fool because he had recently read somewhere in the bible that if you call someone a fool you're going to heck.
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its true! see you in heck, babe!
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Oh man. My lame grandparents acted like that.
Clearly they'd never heard any rap
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Christmas. What is the game of chance involved with Christmas?
I swear atheists are the kinds of people that look at other peoples problems instead of fixing their own shit
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Sometimes my family does bingo for the gift exchange
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Some countries have traditions like Christmas crackers - where two of you pull on it and one person wins the (crap) prize inside.
Best I can think of.
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White elephant? I guess?
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!boozers only a false god would say no to booze cruising
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The Bible doesn't say that jerking off is wrong.
Onan's older brother died without having kids, making Onan now the heir to his dead brother's birthright.
Onan was commanded to frick his dead brother's widow to raise children that would count as his dead brother's kids, who would become the first-male heirs to the birthright.
Onan didn't want to lose the opportunity to inherit the birthright by cucking himself with his dead brother's wife, so he pulled out and shot his c*m outside of her vagoogoo.
This deception and attempt to obtain the birthright is why God killed Onan.
Of course Jacob jewing Esau out of his birthright over some porridge because he was starving to death after a long trek away from home is totally kosher, and Jacob wearing lamb skin to impersonate Esau's hairy arms, disguising his voice, and lying to his father Isaac that he was Esau so he could obtain the ritual of inheritance is totally okay to do.
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Is onanism different from masturbation? When I googled it that's what it said onanism was
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The story of Onan got twisted into being about how you aren't supposed to masturbate, so you're correct that Onanism means masturbation. But it's foundationally wrong.
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Not really, it's the spilling of seed in vain - in Judaism, the sin was the disobedience towards God, not jerking off. In Christianity, it is in theory still a sin since to lust after one is not really any different from fornicating.
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I'm pretty sure I read scholars are confident the story of Onan came after the legal practice of dead-brother-wife-fricking was already in place for a couple centuries as justification.
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Like, they wrote the story to retcon the existing rule?
I'd believe it. Isaac kills Jacob in the original story (Jahwist author). It even describes him coming down by himself after. Later authors (Elohist) add sacrificing the ram instead. Also a retcon to justify the end of human sacrifice.
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Yeah, from what I understand, I mean you need a pretty solid rational for a legal practice that r-slurred.
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Gay, drunk, astrology
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It's over for animecels
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So...? Most of those people deserve heck.
Anyway, most Christians belong to Roman Catholic or Protestant 'catholic and reformed' churches who don't believe the Bible is to be taken literally. "People who gather and sow the fallen fruits?" People who dumpster dive around the back of the Kwik-E-Mart and sell the out-of-date food to others? Not good.
"Make garments woven from two types of cloth?" Manufacturers of shoddy goods.
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If
@NewMoon and the other euphorics could read they wouldn't be atheist so I don't hold their ignorance against them too much. 
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They forgot that rich people go to heck. All popes go to heck.
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VR will be used against us and become part of the AntiChrist Beast system.
I love my waifu, hate globohomo, but they are going to turn her against me when the time comes where they will offer me to be with her through A.I. manifestation and all I have to do is accept the mark of the beast.
Can this forsaken existence get any worse?
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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