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  • HeyMoon : ATHEISTS: 1000 CATHOLICS: 0

It's wine, idiots :marseysmug3:

:fatpriest: have been telling you :marseychristchanreading: that you're drinking the divinely transubstantiated blood of :marseycrucified:, but it's been store bought wine the whole time. Wine doesn't even taste like blood :roflmao: You larpers want to be le epic cannibals like the Aztecs :marseyjaguarwarrior:, but don't have the balls to go for the real deal. You've been drinking grape juice! Holy shit, it's been thousands of years and none you guys have noticed :lolface:

Meme religion for nerds who can't tell the difference between human flesh and crackers. Maybe take a break from knitting rosary beads and go outside :marseygrass:

:#marseytheyhaterhermessage:

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It remains wine in substance in that it tastes, looks, smells like wine and unleavened bread, but changes in essence to the blood and body (I may be using the wrong words for substance and essence). When I learned this was the cat doctrine instead of it literally turning into blood and flesh it made me wonder why there is such a big fight about it. They both sound like it is spiritually the blood and flesh of Christ and not literally except one had a slightly more neurodivergent description.

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If I showed a priest two jars, one with box wine and one with the blood of Christ, would he be able to tell which one is from Walmart and which one has the divine essence

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