have been telling you 
that you're drinking the divinely transubstantiated blood of 
, but it's been store bought wine the whole time. Wine doesn't even taste like blood 
You larpers want to be le epic cannibals like the Aztecs 
, but don't have the balls to go for the real deal. You've been drinking grape juice! Holy shit, it's been thousands of years and none you guys have noticed 
Meme religion for nerds who can't tell the difference between human flesh and crackers. Maybe take a break from knitting rosary beads and go outside 
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We already know it's wine. It's wine with the essence of God rather than the essence of wine.
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Exactly, thats what transubstantiation means. If it was literally turning into blood it would be transmutation
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Will this be on the multiple choice test to get into heaven?
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It'll be on the test but it's not multiple choice
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Is it open note?
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Open book.
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How come the divine essence tastes exactly like box wine
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Taste is an accidental property, not an essential property.
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With that kind of attitude, I hope your wife does the cooking
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It's box wine, bro. Get over it.
Black trans lives matter , my BIPOCs
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You're right. It's box wine with divine essence.
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Ah okay.
Black trans lives matter BIPOCs
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All ideas only exist in our heads.
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The nuns I knew wouldn't even buy box wine they went for Manischewitz
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Mfw the priest
can change wine to blood 
but can't print 
over a washed 1$ bill
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Dollar
One
One Dollar
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NGMI
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Real ones write "1 USD".
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Mfw the priest can change wine to blood but can't print over a washed dollar one bill.
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$1000 is "one thousand dollars", not "dollar one thousand".
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Mfw $1000 is "one thousand dollars", not "dollar one thousand"
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It remains wine in substance in that it tastes, looks, smells like wine and unleavened bread, but changes in essence to the blood and body (I may be using the wrong words for substance and essence). When I learned this was the cat doctrine instead of it literally turning into blood and flesh it made me wonder why there is such a big fight about it. They both sound like it is spiritually the blood and flesh of Christ and not literally except one had a slightly more neurodivergent description.
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If I showed a priest two jars, one with box wine and one with the blood of Christ, would he be able to tell which one is from Walmart and which one has the divine essence
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Jokes on you, i drink actual blood.
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That kind of real commitment I can admire
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The Eucharist is LITERALLLY The body annd blood of Christ! It is not a stale plastic cracker!! It is not wine! The Good Book and the Church say so!
Black trans lives matter , my BIPOCs
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Next thing your going to tell me is that the orphans Father Andrews fed us were store bought orphans.
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Some bishops mix in ground beef and pocket the price difference
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this neighbor
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Actually it's the body and blood of Christ.
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Jesus was an alcoholic with a BAC of 1.0
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me drinking the blood of christ
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It's friday bro, it's definitely whiskey
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Trying to explain stuff like this is like trying to explain the concept of color to a blind man. If you do not have faith of course everything seems dumb but faith is really the ultimate test of god.
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So this is your version of Trans Women Are Women?
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