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  • HeyMoon : ATHEISTS: 1000 CATHOLICS: 0

It's wine, idiots :marseysmug3:

:fatpriest: have been telling you :marseychristchanreading: that you're drinking the divinely transubstantiated blood of :marseycrucified:, but it's been store bought wine the whole time. Wine doesn't even taste like blood :roflmao: You larpers want to be le epic cannibals like the Aztecs :marseyjaguarwarrior:, but don't have the balls to go for the real deal. You've been drinking grape juice! Holy shit, it's been thousands of years and none you guys have noticed :lolface:

Meme religion for nerds who can't tell the difference between human flesh and crackers. Maybe take a break from knitting rosary beads and go outside :marseygrass:

:#marseytheyhaterhermessage:

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We already know it's wine. It's wine with the essence of God rather than the essence of wine.

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How come the divine essence tastes exactly like box wine

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The nuns I knew wouldn't even buy box wine they went for Manischewitz

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Taste is an accidental property, not an essential property.

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With that kind of attitude, I hope your wife does the cooking

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:#marseysting:

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It's box wine, bro. Get over it.


Black trans lives matter , my BIPOCs :marseyblm:

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You're right. It's box wine with divine essence.

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>box wine with an idea that only exists in you're head attached too it

Ah okay. :marseythumbsup:


Black trans lives matter BIPOCs

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All ideas only exist in our heads.

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Exactly, thats what transubstantiation means. If it was literally turning into blood it would be transmutation

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Will this be on the multiple choice test to get into heaven?

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It'll be on the test but it's not multiple choice

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Is it open note?

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Open book.

https://media.giphy.com/media/aAfKYv1ScWDuM/giphy.webp

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