!boozers this is your drinking thread. I don't have any marajaunema as im in germland but murarajuanachads are also welcome.
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Carp bows to Bardfinn.
In contact with Admin
Possess woman-like abilities.
Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.
Own over 60 subreddits globally.
Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).
Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.
Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their birthing person last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.
Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
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not very sneedient, snaps
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longest streak broken in the last 7 days was BitwardenShill which was 0 days 18 hours 09 minutes and 13 seconds
best friend is aprettygal with 4 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 265.432 µbardyhertz with 4903 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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