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1yr ago#4467542
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
tardzanstu/pid
My wife recently left me and my life is in shambles
Carlos_Danger 1yr ago#4470540
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@r-slur'S BOSS PROTECTS THE SHIT OUT OF ME, EVEN DID @r-slur'S RECERTIFICATION HIMSELF AND WILL LIE TOO CORPORATE AND HR ABOUT WHEN @r-slur SHOWED UP. LIKE @r-slur DONT CLOCK IN AND HE'LL SEND AN EMAIL SAYING @r-slur DIDNT CLOCK IN, INSTEAD OF BEING TWO HOURS LATE. EVERYPONY IN @r-slur'S FAMILY LOVES @r-slur EXCEPT FOR @r-slur'S SISTER WHO'S HELD A GRUDGE SINCE @r-slur WAS LITERALLY A BABY
AutoJannyclean/it/up
It's that time of the month
tardzan 1yr ago#4470539
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: Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with trans lives matter included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!
tardzanstu/pid
My wife recently left me and my life is in shambles
Tevs 1yr ago#4479932
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Dude @r-slur was a stoner before @r-slur became an alcoholic. And potheads are way more likely too think they dont have a problem by so much that @r-slur kinda wish you physical harm for being such a genuine dumbass.
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1yr ago#4467577
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Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans PEEPEE🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster peepee! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
Try not to get the capy in trouble -- don't give direct sources for shit that's considered illegal in the US (clearnet research chems and etc. should be fine)
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i cannot wait to black out tonight
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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I don't miss work and havent alienated my family so i don't have an alcohol problem, im actually pretty good at it.
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@r-slur'S BOSS PROTECTS THE SHIT OUT OF ME, EVEN DID @r-slur'S RECERTIFICATION HIMSELF AND WILL LIE TOO CORPORATE AND HR ABOUT WHEN @r-slur SHOWED UP. LIKE @r-slur DONT CLOCK IN AND HE'LL SEND AN EMAIL SAYING @r-slur DIDNT CLOCK IN, INSTEAD OF BEING TWO HOURS LATE. EVERYPONY IN @r-slur'S FAMILY LOVES @r-slur EXCEPT FOR @r-slur'S SISTER WHO'S HELD A GRUDGE SINCE @r-slur WAS LITERALLY A BABY
Trans lives matter
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: Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
trans lives matter
! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withtrans lives matter
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Weed is cringe but alcohol has too many calories
Bros what do I do? This sober shit is gay
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Dont eat, its what @r-slur do
Trans lives matter
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Consume as much meth as possible, it cannot hurt you. Namaste
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I love my pearly whites far too much
I floss 3x a day and my dentist is so proud
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just boof the meth then
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bullshit, drunks are even more argumentative about having a problem than stoners.
real junkies and tweakers are pretty honest about it as long as you aren't trying to push going to rehab frick that noise.
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Dude @r-slur was a stoner before @r-slur became an alcoholic. And potheads are way more likely too think they dont have a problem by so much that @r-slur kinda wish you physical harm for being such a genuine dumbass.
Also trans lives matter
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Happy 420 you STONER SKANK💅🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS👄👅 🍒around today😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨today and get your mans PEEPEE🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️SWALLOWING😻🙌🏽👅 a monster peepee! Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER 😫😫😫is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death😵😲! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you’re the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥
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