Best rehab stories/people?

Boring alcoholic. Dont do wild shit. Never wanted to live sober tho or live this long. Trying to suffer existence until the pre-dementia stage

Worst person I ever met:

Old nice granny! She told her story before leaving. She shoved her husband at the time off the back porch stairs and turned him into a quadriplegic. Lied about it. Took "care" of him. Wheeled him around while both homeless and left him in a shed to die lol

"My baby dad killed my baby but it was an accident so we shouldn't be here" I mean he did just roll over on it so whatever...

Crazy dude in intake room. Cracked out with a knife. Waving it around. He was chill tho if u didn't mention the knife or taking it away from him. Other people SO offended when a worker was like that's crack... and all the crackheads offended and swearing it is meth not crack.

Funniest dude. Lied about army shit. Had fake teeth. Would take his teeth out and flick his tongue and "sexy dance" in the mirror. Told me: "I respect women! I practice jew jitsu it's all about respect!" After me clowning on him for saying he wants to frick me and some heroin addicted fat chick at the same time. (LOTS of fat heroin addicted white chicks that are stupid as shit)

Bragging about being whores. One girl swore she made hundreds just smoking crack naked in front of a wheelchair dude. I dont believe her... Def trying to clean up the degrading things she did.

Dumb foids gettin mad cuz I'd rather be homeless than sell my butthole and dignity for $30. "They" felt bad for me. XD

Pleading to not let heroin addicts die...

Had "narcan training" and this ex heroin b-word told me how she OD'd like 8 times in one month and the paramedics stopped coming to revive them and how it was super important we save everyone