What if Marsey the Cat smoked weed

What if Marsey the Cat smoked weed

Can maersy do it too? can marsey do it too? 

what if marsey the cat smoked weed? 

Can you imagine if Marsey the Cat smoked weed? 
Does Marsey smoke weed? No? Well, what if she did? 
can you imagine what it would be like? Thank you. 

PSYCHIATRIST
and how does it make you feel that Marsey the Cat smoke weed? 

ME 
well, she doesn't, but i often imagine if she did. 

ME 
Marsey, would you smoke this weed with me? 

MARSEY 
Well, I never have... But I know you've often thought about it. 

ESTRAGON
She wouldn't. 

VLADIMIR
She could. 

ESTRAGON
Marsey... smoke weed? 

VLADIMIR
She might. 

ESTRAGON 
But why?

VLADIMIR 
Why not?

BUSH 
And then what if Marsey puffed it? Like this [pantomimes puffing joint] 

CHENEY 
[laughing] Bush you are insane 

BUSH
It could happen. 

MORRIS 
[frankly] Did Marsey the Cat smoke weed? 

RUMSFELD
[long pause, then a sad grin] I don't know 

MORRIS
You don't— 

RUMSFELD
I do not. 

MCDONALDS 
Can i take your order sir 

ME 
marijuana marsey? 

MCDONALDS
excuse me? 

ME 
sorry, was thinking about marsy smoke weed 

MCD
o ok 

MCDONALDS
order sir? 

ME
iwantto-know-about-you 

MCD 
i can't sir 

ME
why though? 

MCD
it's-againstthelaw 

ME
ur-a-person-2-me 

MCD
thxbutno 

SETHROGEN 
BUhhh i mean f*cking... what if though? Marsey the cat hiting a blunt, why not 

LETTERMAN
[stares blankly into audience]