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Oh yeah, that thread and the bl thread are companion pieces imo.

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>I suppose we got the money from "Je" and "An" panhandling it from local gas stations and grocery stores. I normally never go for that standard of drug behavior. If I can't manipulate my parents into giving me money or sell drugs to get money, I just don't do drugs.

Most noble drug addict

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Tbh, this is still a lot better than whoring on the street or stealing from the community.

It's when the druggy is no longer just a pest to its parents that society should wrap it in a bag and drown it in the river.

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can u imagine how much more effective d.a.r.e. wouldve been if they told u drugs will turn u into a shitty werehobo instead of drugs arent the most fun u can have

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They unironically should have showcased ugly methheads.

"Drugs make you ugly. You don't want to be staggeringly ugly, right?"

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My DARE officer was too busy flirting with my social studies teacher to make it through the lesson plans.

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Wtfs a DARE officer

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Dare to do drugs

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I know what DARE is from movies I just never heard of an officer. Instead of Googling it I'm going to guess it was a cop who comes to class to scare you

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found the incel

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No its a hobo with a pound of crack and everyone who doesnt dare to smoke a pipe is officially a loser cute twink for the rest of his school life.

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I'm getting a lot of bad faith replies here

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Im just speaking truth to my lived reality đź’…

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It's the edgier version of a TRUTH officer.

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That was the anti drug education that I got at school. Lots of "faces of meth."

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It was so fricking dumb. They would show us all these dumb cartoons which would be hilarious if you knew anything about drugs but without context it was just bewildering.


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Effective d.a.r.e. would be breaking the boys and girls apart and showing girls faces of meth and telling them thats their future on drugs. Then showing the boys a san francisco club and saying if ur gonna do drugs a crackpipe won't be the only pipe ur gonna put in ur mouth, cute twink.

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>snally bluelightposting

:#marseyheart:

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:#disappoint: thought we were getting a snally trip report

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I can't read all that because the person keeps adding periods for dramatic pauses. It's hard to explain what I mean but this is just written in a very dark tone where the person keeps making complete sentences where a comma would do. If I can get a tl:Dr with dashes for all the important bits I will read that.

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Yeah drug forum posters aren't the best writers sometimes. The tl;dr is that the women who took it turned into literal crackwhores among other hijinks

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Run it through ChatGPT and ask it to untard it. Usually works pretty well.

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IS THIS THE REAL SNALLY? :#marseypoggers:

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no

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Snally you should try to break Joyce's record at slots.

Between your coins and MBx, you'd have, like, four pulls.

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I'm too risk-averse to goomble it all.

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Are you saving up for a hole or the fancy name?

Oh my god is all your money in an index fund? Snally, go ask your husband what r-slurred coin he's last been advertised during the nfl/cfb weekend, and yolo everything you have and live a little.

Let a couple 50k slots pulls get you primed for some real-life goombling.

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You should buy shit awards and give them to non-believers.

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>we live on the border of Ohio and WV

Somehow this still feels less like /h/drugs and more like /peakpoors

>"Ji" talked me into leaving and agreed to take me into town so I could get a $50 rock of Crack to get my fricking head out of the clouds.

The constant druggy need for uppers and downers is never not funny. They should just learn what normal people do: 3 hours of sleep, 350 mg of caffeine.

>Last seen Jul 4, 2016

More likely dead than clean. Were he in prison, he'd probably still find a way to write about his rectal pruno experiences. Surprisingly lucid writing, too, despite coming from an Appalachian hillfolk soap-opera family.

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Classic :marseycolombo: weekend out and about I remember picking up my heroin-addicted whore :marseyfans: gf from the streets the first :marseywinner: time after I left jail for DUI lmao

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There is no paraphernalia charge in WV, but the cop lied and said he found a bag of dope as well.

Yeahhhh, Im sure the cop lied lmao :surejan::surejan::surejan:

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Holy Jesus.

Glad you're alive and still kicking, man.

Not really, all junkies should die.

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Here they were together prostituting themselves on the streets for Crack and Heroin, not to mention sleeping with each other! I didn't know how to deal with this at all because my girlfriend had never really been like that.

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Neighbor you are two drug addicted human failures, of course she was whoring herself out before too.

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I am a very responsible person when it comes to drugs

This is the funniest part of the whole thing

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The responsible $50 of crack smoker :marseyclueless:

>"Ji" talked me into leaving and agreed to take me into town so I could get a $50 rock of Crack to get my fricking head out of the clouds. I vaguely remember smoking it at his house and up in the woods while we hiked. I was told that I was nodding off hardcore in between hits and that the $50 piece lasted me four hours! Shit, that would normally be gone in ten to twenty minutes.

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zoid phoid

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Ok so I had to look it up because I hadn't heard of that one and it's unsurprisingly a a benzo.

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:#marseyobesekfc:

Snapshots:

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