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New excuse to get out of failing your piss test for alcohol bros, "Got gasoline on my arm"

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/18w4dhn/god_gasoline_on_my_arm

								

								

I got gas before testing and some gas got soaked onto my hoodie, when I pulled my sleeve up it ran up my arm. I am worried about the smell or it touching my skin causing a pop for alcohol.

Any thoughts?

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This subreddit seems entertaining

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Everything about probation is entertaining. If you want some IRL drama go to your local drug testing place and enter "your" name in and make note of the person before you's name, enjoy the freak outs(usually from the people on probation, but the staff is rarely that different from the clientele), the dude's spitting game, the women soliciting and then leave when the person before you gets called.

If ur more boring you can always go to the probation hearings and hear the really, really, really dumb shit that gets said there, "I wasn't doing cocaine, I gave my BF head so that's why I tested positive for cocaine"

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Probably my new favorite sub lmao.

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