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New excuse to get out of failing your piss test for alcohol bros, "Got gasoline on my arm"

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/18w4dhn/god_gasoline_on_my_arm

								

								

I got gas before testing and some gas got soaked onto my hoodie, when I pulled my sleeve up it ran up my arm. I am worried about the smell or it touching my skin causing a pop for alcohol.

Any thoughts?

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For a time I was certified :marseycertifiedangus: to perform DOT compliant breathalyzers and drug screens. I've tried it, you can take a mouthful of Listerine (or vodka), swish it forever, 10 minutes later :marseywave2: you will blow .000 if you're sober. So that excuse won't work FYI and youll just have delightful :marseysatisfied: breath :marseyprincesszeldabotw: for your parole officer :marseycop: as they take you to jail.

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