Soon I'm going have to stand in line and show my ID and give a dna sample just to buy some benedryl because zoomers are too scared and r-slurred to do real drugs.
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Let me share with you a story. The day was June 22nd 2020. The world was in the grips of the worst pandemic in more than a century. Climate change heatwaves were scorching the planet. And somewhere deep underground in Cupertino a courageous group of developers were doing the unthinkable. Up in rainy Seattle Microsoft CEO and overly friendly Indian man Satya Nadella was sitting nervously trying to get the Apple WWDC stream working in a beta version of Microsoft Chrome/Edge. After 15 minutes he gave up and opened his personal MacBook Pro and fired up Safari. His face lit up with the warm glow of the stunning 500nits Retina display. "What will Apple announce today" he thought to himself. The stream began, Satya's palms became visibly moist with the anxious sweat seeping from his impeccably manicured hands, the hands of a true CEO. Then it happened. Apple did the unthinkable and announced a desktop and laptop operating system version numbered higher than 10. Satya began to visibly shake. "BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" he shouted at the precision milled piece of aluminium sitting on his desk.
He slammed the laptop shut and stormed off to the Windows Developer Team bunker located under the Space Needle. "They did it! They fricking did what you said nobody could do and make version 11!" None of the developers believed him of course. They all knew such a thing was impossible. An intern, looking nervous, twitched in the back. Satya saw "what is it?" he asked of the young MIT student. "W...well we could do Windows 11" he stammered. The other developers gasped in shock unsure what would happen next. "W..w...we could change the taskbar so it looks like a Mac Dock but isn't as functional and make the window corners slightly rounded and call it a new version of Windows" the intern continued. Impressed Satya asked the young man to join him for lunch to discuss more ideas.
Try not to get the capy in trouble -- don't give direct sources for shit that's considered illegal in the US (clearnet research chems and etc. should be fine)
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yo butt finna have nightmares neighbor
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@Igor_Konashenkov very very nice marsey
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Its just diphenhydramine. You can find it in the allergy medicine section. Very inexpensive.
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Smoke crack kitty
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He's trying to take a nap, not paint his house, genius
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crack unironically healthier
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But I'm trying to sleep
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It's just Benadryl lol
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Nigadryl
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I just drink nyquil
There's a "Sleepquil" or some shit that is supposed to not be as bad for you but it's gay and doesn't give me fun weird dreams
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stop drinking that shit neighbor
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!downmarseyrs Fun ruiner trying to keep me from having dream adventures
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just do datura stop being a kitty
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benadryl not even a gay deug just do meth cute twink
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When I took the drug in post I dreamt about fighter jets
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the experience on the drug itself isnt a problem its that using the drug causes dementia
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The Science doesn't support that, but if ur taking effective doses of benadryl every day for years you Definitely should be doing something else.
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keep yourself safe, preferably with a bottle of dph
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Chase it with whiskey and melatonin then smoke a joint
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Imagine being bad at sleeping, failing a fundamental natural instinct
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just get ambien or benzos and you'll end up like @sneedman probably
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Dear god
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Soon I'm going have to stand in line and show my ID and give a dna sample just to buy some benedryl because zoomers are too scared and r-slurred to do real drugs.
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Just vote in better politicians
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you were good on the grillcast
what happened to your main account?
drink the whole bottle for a fun time
melatonin is way better if ur just trying to sleep tho
spider gang for life
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I was on grillcast?
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oooh looks like I better get some before it kills someone. And I gotta go behind the counter for god darn Advil Cold and Sinus.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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This is the government's fault
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there is no point in doing ts
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Let me share with you a story. The day was June 22nd 2020. The world was in the grips of the worst pandemic in more than a century. Climate change heatwaves were scorching the planet. And somewhere deep underground in Cupertino a courageous group of developers were doing the unthinkable. Up in rainy Seattle Microsoft CEO and overly friendly Indian man Satya Nadella was sitting nervously trying to get the Apple WWDC stream working in a beta version of Microsoft Chrome/Edge. After 15 minutes he gave up and opened his personal MacBook Pro and fired up Safari. His face lit up with the warm glow of the stunning 500nits Retina display. "What will Apple announce today" he thought to himself. The stream began, Satya's palms became visibly moist with the anxious sweat seeping from his impeccably manicured hands, the hands of a true CEO. Then it happened. Apple did the unthinkable and announced a desktop and laptop operating system version numbered higher than 10. Satya began to visibly shake. "BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" he shouted at the precision milled piece of aluminium sitting on his desk.
He slammed the laptop shut and stormed off to the Windows Developer Team bunker located under the Space Needle. "They did it! They fricking did what you said nobody could do and make version 11!" None of the developers believed him of course. They all knew such a thing was impossible. An intern, looking nervous, twitched in the back. Satya saw "what is it?" he asked of the young MIT student. "W...well we could do Windows 11" he stammered. The other developers gasped in shock unsure what would happen next. "W..w...we could change the taskbar so it looks like a Mac Dock but isn't as functional and make the window corners slightly rounded and call it a new version of Windows" the intern continued. Impressed Satya asked the young man to join him for lunch to discuss more ideas.
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