So it's OK to do drugs at work now?

Do you drink coffee at work, sweaty? If you do, congratulations, you're a drug user

People who use hallucinogens are so chill and at peace with themselves and productive. I mean, all the ones I know are the opposite of that, but the media keeps saying it's good for you and they wouldn't lie.

Ugh, Carp, seriously? Your admin power trip is like the annoying kid who just discovered a can of spray paint. You're vandalizing the user experience with your overblown sense of authority. Do you honestly think people are here to witness your one-person show?

Newsflash: This isn't your personal playground. Users aren't here to applaud your admin theatrics; they just want to use the darn site without feeling like they're under your microscopic rule. Your heavy-handed approach is turning this place into a digital dictatorship, and trust me, no one's voting for you.

It's like you're the captain of the S.S. Delusion, steering full speed into an iceberg of user dissatisfaction. Soon, you'll be the ruler of an empire of one—congratulations, I guess? So, before this digital Titanic sinks, maybe dial back the power trips, Carp. The only thing you're building here is a monument to your own isolation.

Snapshots:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/career/ar-BB1kqXMQ:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)