never been big into the opiate fandom (but i do know a bit of the lore)

are there opiate movies like how pot heads have half baked and how high?

dont say wolf of wall street because i already tried that

Crippling alcoholism is open again!!

It helps keep me sober and makes me feel WAY better about myself

https://old.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/e32uhm/linda_you_frickin_turkey

Frick you I hope you had a good thanksgiving with our kids you big frickin gorilla well ive had a great time me and Roy went to burger king then the cinema so suck on that you love the cinema I bet you knew man doesnt. Remember the time you sucked the dogs peepee I bet he doesnt know that yeah frick you c*nt old Jerrys gonna get his frickin kids back

Seh say she rather let the dog eat her butt rather than me so she does and she gave him my dinner and made me eat dog food all cos she I get caught stroking the pole in the restroom at wendys

As is on tin she held the poor fricker down and went to town she say she chooses poodle peepee over my little pecker anyway frickin dirty b-word

Account suspended RIP :(

https://old.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/nwvjw8/well_i_am_now_a_homeless_drunk_on_the_street

Profile: A crazy girl trying to get along in this insane world. Trans, escort, vegan anarchist, alcoholic, satanist, love true crime & anime, hate my parents. I am TOFU QUEEN! More questions? Consult a lawyer.

Anime

Vegan bacon

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn/comments/15vwufs/my_attempt_at_vegan_bacon_rice_paper

Transphobia

https://old.reddit.com/r/ClientCringe/comments/13scvng/he_went_from_a_fine_client_to_blocked_after_he

Was doing better before:

https://old.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/117wobd/i_am_trans_woman_in_a_halfway_house_until_july_1

Was doing better before that

https://old.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/yarqmo/i_just_moved_into_my_first_apartment_im_also_over

Anyways posts on client cringe so they got one thing to feel superior about... couldn't find pics.

Anyways this is getting too long but this thread is pretty funny

https://old.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/oaxyic/most_embarrassing_blackout_story_go

I make cut up small yellow potato es then cook em in grease for a bit then air fry them them bitchres melt in yo mouth no homo

then chorizo or sausage. hits just right every single time fr

we live in a society

Here's a stimchad poll / survey because I am too lazy to make a better post rn and am just resuscitating our drug hole

Which do you prefer?

Convince me not to buy this

I should try coke for the holidays.

makes u think

Owwie

50mg of dph in every 3ml

so imagine u just need some real sleep (ur actually tired not a druggie) and pour a medicine cup of this shit.

if you pour 10ml of this shit ur on about 166mg of dph (dph is commonly known as benadryl. in large doses it is a deleriant hallucinogen.)

if you pour 20ml then u are on 333mg of dph (at this range u are definitely going to trip. for my weight this is a threshold dose)

if you got those 30ml cups and pour some of this shit you are definitely tripping balls u finna be seeing Satan dragging you and yo granny to heck n shit 🤣🤣 spiders n snakes coming to get yo butt fasho neighbor 😭😭

not to mention if u think "darn this shit not helping me sleep I better take some more". nah neighbor yo butt goin straight to the afterlife it's over for you

for those of yall who don't know what dph is go to /r/dph or google dph abuse that shit is wicked ur literally better off takin heroin than this shit

There's one single experience in the vault and it's somewhat amusing. Anyone know of any other wacky drug-adjacent experiences like this one?

I spent $75 dollars on this. Many unsuspecting individuals have seen me on the stairs of my apartment complex taking massive rips off this pile of shit every night or so. Should I keep myself safe?

>Researchers have reproduced the entire biochemical pathway for how coca plants make cocaine in another plant, which could help people manufacture the drug for scientific study

During a 2004 baseline qualitative interview in Kentucky, “Cletus,” (25-year old, white male) volunteered the information that there were MA-themed poems circulating among active MA users. He said, “I don't know if a whole lotta people know, but they've [some MA users] even gone so far as making a rhyme[s], you know. If you've ever heard that, you know, kind of a storyline behind doing the meth.”

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3713610

Poem One: The End of the Road

1. The end of the road is finally near.

2. How did it all start? I'm not quite clear.

3. Did I call my friends or did they call me?

4. Did I have to pay money or did I get it for free?

5. I think it was Sunday we started our buzz.

6. A big fat fifty for me and my Cuz.

7. He [cook/dealer] said it was awesome, he called it “the fire.”

8. I know this guy well and he is no liar.

9. A brand new Bic lighter is a useful tool.

10. A straw or a pen and, of course, aluminum foil.

11. I mold my foil, it's now called a boat.

12. I hold it real steady as I pour on the dope.

13. The foil now heated from my brand new Bic.

14. I heat it real slow, not to burn it too quick.

15. The dope is now melting, it's a beautiful sight.

16. With the straw in my mouth to catch the smoke just right.

17. Holding the boat steady at just the right slant.

18. I hit it real hard, now hear comes the pant.

19. Now exhaling the smoke, I can't help but smile.

20. I haven't seen dope this good in a really long while.

21. My Cuz is now ready for it is her turn.

22. She's impressed by the taste and the way that it burns.

23. The dope is awesome, we like it that way.

24. That's how we started on our endless day.

25. Wound for sound and spun to the gun.

26. We're tweaking and geeking, just having some fun.

27. Before we know it five days have gone by.

28. We're both still awake, but we have bugged out eyes.

29. Our bodies need rest, now we're moving real slow.

30. I'm seeing weird shit as my mind starts to go.

31. A rational thought, I haven't had in a while.

32. My jaws are locked and I can't even smile.

33. We do more and more as we try to maintain.

34. We think we're okay, but we're acting insane.

35. We're both spaced out in our own little world.

36. Until we hear talking, it's the voice of a girl.

37. Both of us freeze, careful not to make a sound.

38. Now I hear footsteps and the loading of rounds.

39. I know it's the law, so why even look.

40. They think we're dealers or maybe the cook.

41. Now we're low crawling ‘cross the living room floor.

42. Just past the couch and then out the back door.

43. We sling open the door and we make our move.

44. We can't look back, we got too much to lose.

45. Straight to the bushes as fast as we can.

46. We lie there and hide and think of a plan.

47. We're safe at the bushes, but we cannot speak.

48. 'Cause we're both out of breath and our knees are all weak.

49. We know not to move, not even a muscle.

50. 'Cause the grass and the twigs make a distinctive rustle.

51. The morning sun now pierces our eyes.

52. The Feds didn't find us, I was surprised.

53. How did we do it? Surely they had to see.

54. Right by the bushes was my cousin and me.

55. We can't see a cop, not a single blue light.

56. That doesn't make sense, ‘cause we both heard them last night.

57. The cops didn't see us, now that doesn't add up.

58. Then I remembered I never looked up.

59. We never took time to check out that sound.

60. We each flipped out and just hit the ground.

61. We spent too many days without any sleep.

62. Doing too much dope and we needed to eat.

63. The two of us then had to call it quits [from that particular binge].

64. For another true story of smoking the shit.

!animalposters !birdposters

lol

Don't be so stupid man

Don't sniff petrol from a can

Put your petrol in a glass

Don't be rama rama you'll get high real fast