Hello dramatards! In just one short week, House Edgy will turn 1 year old! The "major" Houses did nothing to commemorate their birthdays, but Edgy, due to being the best House, is. To celebrate, the House founders and the site admins are implementing a special House Edgy site theme, but we need YOUR HELP to make it happen. But your work shall not go unrecognized! There are SIX SHINY NEW BADGES for those special dramanauts who help us make House Edgy's Birthgay the best Birthgay ever.

THE UNSTOPPABLE FLOW OF TIME

Every birthday is just one year closer to your death... which is EDGY AF! To get this badge, merely be a member of House Edgy (membership is currently tracked via the !edgelords ping group) by May 20th.

CUTTING EDGE

If you really want attention, how do you do it? Self-harm! What's the online equivalent of self-harm? Making banners! To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed banner. You'll also get Banner Artist if you don't have it already.

SMOKING HOT

Let's face it, bad boys (or girls!) are sexy. And Vincent the Atheist is the baddest boy of all. Do you know what else are bad? The site's current sidebar images. To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed sidebar image. You'll also get Sidebar Artist if you don't have it already.

YOU CUMPLETE ME

Every Joker has his Batman... and thankfully Batman is edgy too! To get this badge, recruit another user to !edgelords.

WILL TO STUPIDITY

Frederick Nietzsche, House Edgy's official philosopher, once wrote that "To close your ears to even the best counter-argument once the decision has been taken: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity." The stupidest thing you can do is be part of a House that isn't Edgy. To earn this badge, do the requirements of one of the previous badges- but for a House other than Edgy. Other Minor Houses do count, so House Boomer, House R-slur- now's your time to shine!

LORD OF EDGELORDS

You did it. You did everything in your power to make House Edgy's Birthgay Slash the meanest one in Drama history. Thank you! Truly, your heart is as black as our icon, Shadow the Edgehedge. This badge is rewarded after earning the other five.

THESE BADGES WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONCE! !badgemaxxers, be quick!

After completing a badge's requirements, inform any of House Edgy's founders (which are also the hole mods) or one of the site's !jannies. The badges will be handed out on May 20th.

LET THE EDGING COMMENCE!