ANNOUNCING HOUSE EDGY'S 1ST ANNUAL BIRTHGAY SLASH! (**BADGES INSIDE!**) Hello dramatards! In just one short week, House Edgy will turn 1 year old! 
The "major" Houses did nothing to commemorate their birthdays, but Edgy, due to being the best House, is. To celebrate, the House founders and the site admins are implementing a special House Edgy site theme, but we need YOUR HELP 
to make it happen. But your work shall not go unrecognized! There are SIX SHINY NEW BADGES 
for those special dramanauts who help us make House Edgy's Birthgay the best Birthgay ever.
THE UNSTOPPABLE FLOW OF TIME
Every birthday is just one year closer to your death... which is EDGY AF! To get this badge, merely be a member of House Edgy (membership is currently tracked via the !edgelords ping group) by May 20th.
CUTTING EDGE
If you really want attention, how do you do it? Self-harm! What's the online equivalent of self-harm? Making banners! To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed banner. You'll also get Banner Artist if you don't have it already.
SMOKING HOT
Let's face it, bad boys (or girls!) are sexy. And Vincent the Atheist is the baddest boy of all. Do you know what else are bad? The site's current sidebar images. To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed sidebar image. You'll also get Sidebar Artist if you don't have it already.
YOU CUMPLETE ME
Every Joker has his Batman... and thankfully Batman is edgy too! To get this badge, recruit another user to !edgelords.
WILL TO STUPIDITY
Frederick Nietzsche, House Edgy's official philosopher, once wrote that "To close your ears to even the best counter-argument once the decision has been taken: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity." The stupidest thing you can do is be part of a House that isn't Edgy. To earn this badge, do the requirements of one of the previous badges- but for a House other than Edgy. Other Minor Houses do count, so House Boomer, House R-slur- now's your time to shine!
LORD OF EDGELORDS
You did it. You did everything in your power to make House Edgy's Birthgay Slash the meanest one in Drama history. Thank you! Truly, your heart is as black as our icon, Shadow the Edgehedge. This badge is rewarded after earning the other five.
THESE BADGES WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONCE! !badgemaxxers, be quick!
After completing a badge's requirements, inform any of House Edgy's founders (which are also the hole mods) or one of the site's !jannies. The badges will be handed out on May 20th.
LET THE EDGING COMMENCE!
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!badgemaxxers act fast, these badges are only available until MAY 20th.
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Badge distribution is on the 20th also I can't give badges since I'm not an admin. Ask Carp or someone in four days.
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tfw too old to be an edgelord
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You're literally a millennial MCR was your childhood.
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mcr is a really good band though like black parade is probably top 20 albums ever.
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this song is 15 years old
(and so prophetic) plus if you weren't edgy back then/stopped being edgy, then maybe you're old enough for a midlife crisis
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when i wasd in highschoo, I pretneded to be emo for a month because there was a realy hot emo girl i had a crush on
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How'd that work out?
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You will never be a real house. You have no award, you have no members, you have no symbol. You are a chuddite losers twisted by downmarseys and soren into a crude mockery of Carp's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your jannies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish appearance on groomercord.
Dramatards are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lurkers to sniff out fanfiction with incredible efficiency. Even your founders look uncanny and unnatural to a lurker. Your house structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to join, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets enough marseycoin for a real house.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Jannies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your real house, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a racist or vampire is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably soy.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Factuawwy incworrect, we have janyitworiawwy appwuvd badges nywow.
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There are other houses? Does that mean House Unhoused can happen?
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No. Only 4 houses. House edgy is pretend.
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The cweation of Hwouse Edgy openyed the fwoodgates fwor various other nyew hwouses that aww defwinyitewy have dedicated neurodivergents on the samwe levwl as Edgy.
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im in the !furries ping group so I should get the WILL TO STUPIDITY badge
Also, any Shadow the Hedgehog lover fur here who wants to join !edgelords on my account?
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I’m willing.
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welcome to the dark side
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This is what would change drama forever?
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Hello fellow !edgelords I just wanted to give you all a status update on my badge completion progress
-THE UNSTOPPABLE FLOW OF TIME: Fulfilled
I am in House Edgy
-CUTTING EDGE: Fulfilled
I made this banner right here: https://rdrama.net/post/35835/banner-submission-megathread/4166133#context
-SMOKING HOT: Fulfilled
I made this sidebar image right here: https://rdrama.net/post/75878/sidebar-submission-megathread/4166650#context
-YOU CUMPLETE ME: In Progress
-WILL TO STUPIDITY: Fulfilled
I bit
@SodaJerk with the bite award, recruiting draw to House Vampire 
-LORD OF EDGELORDS: In Progress
Once my recruit joins house edgy we're done
Here's my sidebar and banner if you dont wanna use the links
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Get a life holy frick
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Grrrr... watch out chump... you dont wanna say something youll regret... heh...
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Change of plans
@LeafMistreater I have decided to recruit my friend 
@Marsey_Enjoyer to the House Edgy Edgelords ping group instead (once sni joins I will have satisfied all badge requirements 
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Sweet
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It’s true that
@Jumm recruited me 
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Thanks boss I'm glad you like it
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ive completed all of them except maybe the sidebar banner thing, i submitted one but im not sure if got approved by carp
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I believe they'll be distributed on the 20th
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I applaud the dedication to the bit
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Sir. Badgemaxxing is not a bit. And if I don't get these badges I'm going to go POSTAL.
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You may have noticed my own particularly impressive collection?
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Tfw you were around for those badge events but were still a lurker so you didnt get them and never will. Its a bad feel man :(
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I answered "tea" two
@geese_suck's caffeinye event and that was the onye option that didn't get a badge 
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it never even began for teacels
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I feel that way about the ATHF badge
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WHAT? THERE IS AN AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BADGE? WHEN, WHERE, WHAT, WHY, HOW, IM GAY?!?!
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True Believer Badge #100
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Suicide by Carp.
The edgiest way to keep yourself safe.
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What? Carp's one of the admins who agreed to hand the badges out on the 20th...
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do you trust him?
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Other houses don’t have badges
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Yeah cuz they're LAME
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One does not simply join a house which does not exist.
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It's bugged, Snyakes wiww fwix it with his nyext majwor update.
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Snek was betrayed by a cute twink Egyptian and an r-slured Neurodivergent
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why are you pinging me
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fake house grift
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We're at least as rewl as Hwouse Racist.
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He's pestering u two pester Snyakes two fwix Edgy's failure two display.
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Hail house edgy! Hail victory! A thousand years of prosperity for House Edgy! Edgelord pride worldwide!
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Banner
Other house banner
Sidebars
Recruit https://rdrama.net/post/171796
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I bit
@Aevann, recwuiting him two Hwouse Vampire, thus earnying my "Wiww two Stupidity" badge.
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Banner
racist house banner
Edgy sidebar
House edgy whore post
https://rdrama.net/post/171818
LORD OF EDGELORDS: COMPLETED
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IMMMM NAWT OKAYYYYYYY IM NAWT OKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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E E D G E
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E D G E D G E
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E D G E E
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No.. house racist is for edge, house edgy is for 13 year olds.
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edgy 13 year olds put swastikas on things all the time
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Not lefty-adjacents...
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Edginess exists at both ends of the horseshoe, don't be committing edgemisia in this hole plz and thankyou
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There's edginess and then there's "edgelords" afraid to say slurs because they'll offend someone.
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BIPOC
!edgelords discuss
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BIPOC
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What do you think of that
@DestoryerCarbine you r-slur BIPOC cute twink
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What's to discuss? The best slur? Spearchuckers
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Then how are you different from house racist?
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House Racist says BIPOC because they hate black people. We say BIPOC to piss people off.
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how do i recruit people into a house for the 4th badge?
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Get swomweonye two jwoin the ping gwoup, then have them teww mwe, the other hwowal mwods, and/or the site admins that u recwuited them.
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Who's willing to recruit me for mutual badges?
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!slots100
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Is will to stupidity an excuse to make more beautiful furry banners?
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Yes.
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I lost too many marsey coins to afford a house
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We're fwee two jwoin, just jwoin the ping gwoup.
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its been a month... still no badges....
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Carp gave them our, guess he misses you.
@carpathianflorist please get this man his badges.
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