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EFFORTPOST HOUSE EDGY: ONE YEAR IN

https://rdrama.net/post/68818/house-edgy-rises
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HOUSE EDGY RISES

As predicted by @carpathianflorist, something significant is happening now.

You might be thinking that he was referring to our website's one-year anniversary, but that's actually a common misconcpetion.

No, what's actually happening is this: http://rDrama.net's first minor house, House Edgy, is officially born.

For too long, rDrama has been controlled by the four decadent major houses, to the detriment of the average dramneurodivergent.

House Racist uses its influence to spread hate and divide the common man.

House Femboy erases trans lives by claiming that eggs are "traps" or "femboys."

House Vampire is almost OK, but they like cringe emo music instead of cool heavy metal/hardcore punk.

House Furry, worst of all, is cringe, and shit up my DeviantArt recommendations with lame fursonas instead of badass Sonic OCs.

Together, these houses act as controlled opposition to each other, ensuring that dramneurodivergents are too busy proving their house is the best to combat the corruption of the puppet masters of rDrama, THE MAN.

And that PISSES US OFF.

The battle against THE MAN will be a long and difficult one. His minions, the admins, are all on his payroll. They will refuse to recognize us as a house. They will chud award us. They will ban us. But we will prevail. Every time they strike us, we will grow stronger. We will find the darkness in our hearts, and wield it to terrible effect. And when we do, THE MAN will fall.

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We are the Vengeful One to House Racist's Dubya.

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We are the Neo to House Femboy's Agent Smith.

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We are the Blade to House Vampire's... vampires.

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We are the Shadow to House Furry's Sonic.

We do not forgive. We do not forget.

We are HOUSE EDGY.

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One year ago, on this very day, http://rDrama.net was changed forever. The four decadent Houses found themselves faced with their dark reflection: House Edgy. This accursed house of rejects and malcontents has tormented dramatards ever since. Our antics are as varied as our users, who all have their very own unique Kingdom Hearts OCs.

VICTORIES OVER SITE ADMINS

We gave Joan cancer

Washed-up has-been /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy thought it would be good fun to relive his glory days of being on top of /r/drama by making a cutest pets competition. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that cute animals are an affront to House Edgy's sensibilities. When submissions came, our very own @TheDunceonMaster submitted the worm Grek, as worms crawl in the Earth's filthy skin, just as we listen to "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL" on loop. After rallying the edgelords, Grek won with 68 votes, beating the admin plant pick, @The_Homocracy's beloved Booberry. (We're chill with Homocracy now, he's one of us.) This hurt Joan's feelings. But a deal's a deal, and the money we earned from winning the contest bought us /h/edgy. No capybara shenanigans involved. Joan got cancer shortly after and has been removed as an admin and probably died. Afterwards, I fed Grek to my pet frog because even winners deserve tragic endings.

We got Idio axed.

Our very own @Don_wei exposed Idio as a libertarian. After Idio banned Don for speaking truth to power, we took our revenge. The resulting fallout let to us taking over the entire site, plastering it with anti-Idio sentiment. Before the day was over, Idio was removed as an admin, and our very own @HeyMoon was selected as his replacement.

VICTORIES OVER OTHER HOUSES

The Ping Group

!edgelords is the biggest ping group of all House ping groups, with 60 users. House Furry's !furries has 52, House Vampire's !vampires has 23, House Femboy's !bottoms has 11, and House Racist's !aryans has a pathetic 4. WE ARE BIGGER THAN FURRY AND RACIST COMBINED.

The Holes

During the past year, both /h/vampire and /h/racist were deleted due to inactivity. While they have been re-created: the message is clear. Vampires just don't give enough shits about themselves to maintain a hole. /h/racist, on the other hand, was taken down by House Edgy sleeper agent @SlackerNews' web of alts and spies. /h/edgy was crowdfunded from the start and has never been deleted.

Racist's Breakdown

Aside from their ping group and hole, House Racist are in a bad spot. Their supreme leader, @Sleepy_Major_General, who tried to strike down House Edgy at its very creation, has been demopped and left the site, as well as his lieutenant, @Penny. Racists are aimless and lifeless, almost as dead as Vampire.

JUST COOL SHIT WE DID FOR OURSELVES

By the way, did you know that House Edgy has the most OC of any House? Take a look at the beautiful artwork made by us:

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and

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by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man

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and

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by @hyt4

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and

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by @TheDunceonMaster

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and

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by @Jumm

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and

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by @Elon_SUSk

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and

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by @Cdace

And finally, the BLACKSOULS emoji line by @Chapose :marseyalice: :marseyalice2: :marseyalice3: :marseyalice4: :marseyleaf: :marseyleafsmiling: :marseydorothy: :marseyredhood: :marseyelisabeth: :marseymabel: :marseycheshire2: :marseycheshire3: :marseycheshire4: :marseyvictoria: :marseyvictoria2:

THE FUTURE?

This last year has been great, but I have an announcement to make regarding our futures.

HOUSE EDGY IS NOT A REAL HOUSE.

HOUSE EDGY IS THE ONLY REAL HOUSE.

What have the other Houses done that can even compare to us? Icons for their names and awards? They didn't do those, those were granted by jannies. What other House has done the operations we have? What other House had to fund its own hole initially? What other House can compare to the amount and quality of OC that we make? None.

House Vampire, House Furry, House Femboy, and House Racist: you will never be real Houses.

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Can I denounce my Femboy house and join house edgy?

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You can be House Femboy and House Edgy. Lots of gays are catty bitches, after all


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100% I can speed up your application to house edgy if you just sent me 100 DC as a "tip"

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Yes u can! We're glad two lead peopwal two the light darknyess.

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Looks like it cost 2000 dc, soon I will save and join the best house

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We mweasure mwembership with our ping gwoup since Snyakes is stiww working on our mwechanyicwl impwemwentation, swo it's actuawwy fwee two jwoin (fwor nywow).

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