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Top 10 Darkcels

!edgelords !incels crossover

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  • Pog : Good shit moon
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:marseypathetic: Carp can't handle the fricking edge :!badass: :carpjannie2: :badass:

I gave carp THE fricking BEST AWARD ON RDRAMA, the fricking sharpen award.

Then he FLIPPED THE fricking FRICK OUT and banned me for a fricking day. I took it on the fricking chin... but then I sharpened him again, motherlover! :marseyevilgrin: That's right, I'm EVIL and FRICKED UP

Perhaps you've noticed that carp hasn't been posting/commenting as much recently. He's still been commenting, just making fewer comments. Carp confirmed over groomercord that the fricking reason for this is the fricking edgy awards ruined his 🙄extremely important🙄 communications so he was fricking """taking a fricking break from posting""" until the fricking edgy awards expire :marseylaughpoundfist:

Yet another BADASS victory for HEYMOON the fricking HATED over the fricking dark fish. !edgelords, can we stop winning, b-word? :shadowrage:

:#marseycarpocide:

by the fricking way, while you're here, check out these DARKLY EPIC pictures Bing AI generated of the fricking EVIL SORCEROR marsey... badass...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697642009651616.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697642009926815.webp

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  • 3 : :marseykneel: I'm bitten but I'm thankful
  • HeyMoon : heh... carp banned me for sharpening him... what a b-word....
  • Geralt_of_Uganda : Nothing personnel, kid
  • plsnodoxerino : Should lose member-only status for letting hole die
  • Lv53_Slime : House Racist is willing to give out vaxx awards to bitten Edgy members. If you're infected dm me.
  • rDramaHistorian : Spherecels fear the edgechad
  • championoid : You will NEVER be a real house.
  • pet : Neurodivergent nonsense
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carp is MALDING.... we are WINNING... :carpjannie2: /h/edgy.... is fricking back

We lost our hole.... disgusting...... all of you !edgelords are just fricking posers.... except for me..... I was fighting that cute twink fish.... badass battle with the b-word

soon.... he will be erased.... heh.... and the DARK REIGN OF HEYMOON THE HATED will begin again....

but for now..... enjoy your new home.... and worship me.... as...your..... GOD!

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  • Lv53_Slime : I sit there in silence and shit my pants on purpose
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[Alphas only] >tfw u get detention

!wolfpack

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777979828842.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777952845914.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714077795850893.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777964603915.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777966833382.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777971203082.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140777975294902.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714077797745499.webp

@SexyFartMan69 love sucking peepee

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  • AndreaDoria : tgt is unironically incredible modern art and has more soul than 99% of new media
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:alienfinger:
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Oppenheimer if it was good
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Rate my fit

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Mom can't stop me :alienfinger:

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  • RICHARD_NIXON_IS_GOD : All satanists should be shot without trial.
  • fartnigga : @Saint_NickV2 do it then kitty
  • Awoo : Bro you should tell carp to pin this. It'll piss him off twice.
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I support the Satanists putting up a statue :marseylibertyfireworks: of Satan :marseydaemon: at the Capitol. Here's why

Because it's fricking :marseytom: BADASS! :marseyheavymetal: :donkeykongbass:

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:marseycrucified: INCREDIBLY edgy quote about Jesus that I read today :marseyheavymetal: :marseyemo: :marseydevil: :marseyandjesus:

that's the fricking most metal thing I've ever read :marseyheavymetal:

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  • Impassionata : this would be a better competition if it weren't exclusive to house edgy tbh
  • HeyMoon : Only badasses allowed
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Badass AI Marsey Competition :marseysnappyenraged2: :marseyevilgrin:

My brutal brothers…. the fricking most sacred day of the fricking year is fricking fast approaching… which means… an unholy feast must commence…

use ai to generate epic marseys… if you didn't know, you can generate an ai marsey by putting “!sd” and a fricking description in a fricking comment… and like a fricking dark horse… @Marseygen will appear…

Winner will be fricking determined by upvotes… The fricking best entry will win… the fricking pieces of my fractured soul…

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EFFORTPOST HOUSE EDGY: ONE YEAR IN

One year ago, on this very day, http://rDrama.net was changed forever. The four decadent Houses found themselves faced with their dark reflection: House Edgy. This accursed house of rejects and malcontents has tormented dramatards ever since. Our antics are as varied as our users, who all have their very own unique Kingdom Hearts OCs.

VICTORIES OVER SITE ADMINS

We gave Joan cancer

Washed-up has-been /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy thought it would be good fun to relive his glory days of being on top of /r/drama by making a cutest pets competition. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that cute animals are an affront to House Edgy's sensibilities. When submissions came, our very own @TheDunceonMaster submitted the worm Grek, as worms crawl in the Earth's filthy skin, just as we listen to "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL" on loop. After rallying the edgelords, Grek won with 68 votes, beating the admin plant pick, @The_Homocracy's beloved Booberry. (We're chill with Homocracy now, he's one of us.) This hurt Joan's feelings. But a deal's a deal, and the money we earned from winning the contest bought us /h/edgy. No capybara shenanigans involved. Joan got cancer shortly after and has been removed as an admin and probably died. Afterwards, I fed Grek to my pet frog because even winners deserve tragic endings.

We got Idio axed.

Our very own @Don_wei exposed Idio as a p-dophile. After Idio banned Don for speaking truth to power, we took our revenge. The resulting fallout let to us taking over the entire site, plastering it with anti-Idio sentiment. Before the day was over, Idio was removed as an admin, and our very own @HeyMoon was selected as his replacement.

VICTORIES OVER OTHER HOUSES

The Ping Group

!edgelords is the biggest ping group of all House ping groups, with 60 users. House Furry's !furries has 52, House Vampire's !vampires has 23, House Femboy's !bottoms has 11, and House Racist's !aryans has a pathetic 4. WE ARE BIGGER THAN FURRY AND RACIST COMBINED.

The Holes

During the past year, both /h/vampire and /h/racist were deleted due to inactivity. While they have been re-created: the message is clear. Vampires just don't give enough shits about themselves to maintain a hole. /h/racist, on the other hand, was taken down by House Edgy sleeper agent @SlackerNews' web of alts and spies. /h/edgy was crowdfunded from the start and has never been deleted.

Racist's Breakdown

Aside from their ping group and hole, House Racist are in a bad spot. Their supreme leader, @Sleepy_Major_General, who tried to strike down House Edgy at its very creation, has been demopped and left the site, as well as his lieutenant, @Penny. Racists are aimless and lifeless, almost as dead as Vampire.

JUST COOL SHIT WE DID FOR OURSELVES

By the way, did you know that House Edgy has the most OC of any House? Take a look at the beautiful artwork made by us:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526421881912.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526424701078.webp

by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526426222863.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526427804558.webp

by @hyt4

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526428825438.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684552643246264.webp

by @TheDunceonMaster

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526434139247.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526436142724.webp

by @Jumm

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526441324615.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526439391294.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526442200303.webp

by @Elon_SUSk

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526443374462.webp

and

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845526445151212.webp

by @Cdace

And finally, the BLACKSOULS emoji line by @Chapose :marseyalice: :marseyalice2: :marseyalice3: :marseyalice4: :marseyleaf: :marseyleafsmiling: :marseydorothy: :marseyredhood: :marseyelisabeth: :marseymabel: :marseycheshire2: :marseycheshire3: :marseycheshire4: :marseyvictoria: :marseyvictoria2:

THE FUTURE?

This last year has been great, but I have an announcement to make regarding our futures.

HOUSE EDGY IS NOT A REAL HOUSE.

HOUSE EDGY IS THE ONLY REAL HOUSE.

What have the other Houses done that can even compare to us? Icons for their names and awards? They didn't do those, those were granted by jannies. What other House has done the operations we have? What other House had to fund its own hole initially? What other House can compare to the amount and quality of OC that we make? None.

House Vampire, House Furry, House Femboy, and House Racist: you will never be real Houses.

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How House Edgy sees the rest of rdrama

!edgelords

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The uploader of this video shot himself in the head :marseyshadow:

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Page 2 of the Foundational Texts
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My dad interrupted my radio show. ONCE. :marseywithgun:

!ranchers who remember

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Bod mods?

Or edgiest thing about u irl?

Also if u want a split tongue u MUST do it yourself or you're a kitty and didn't earn it :marseyindignant: :marseyarbok:

It freaks people out tho (even more if they ask how I got it like wtf it's not that crazy…)

Also bonus nitroglycerin med bottle/necklace a friend gave to me and a dead beetle 🪲 (had a sick butt scorpion belt buckle too but idk what happened to it)

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https://archived.moe/v/thread/667641107

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Submit edgy snappy messages ITT

Please leave a link to where you found the original

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:!marseyspiderman2:

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:marseydoit:
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Upcoming steam game where you can parry a nuke blast
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Official House Edgy Sonic OC Competition :shadow:

What the FRICK is up !edgelords, it's time for a FRICKIN christmas event

Show me your most badass sonic OCs ITT

Your edgelorf self insert OC (do not steal) will need a name, short bio and kickass artwork. Most edgy, hardcore entry will receive 2K Dramacoin. OCs due on the 25th of December

Use this as a reference

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17027395000615828.webp

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  • 89wc : Lappy stop being a little b-word and come hit this hookah
  • Urboros : Anti-semitism.
  • AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE : actual grinchery -- mods please ban
  • RWBY : !christmaschads GET HIM :marseypanties:
  • rDramaHistorian : Small peepee Jewish chad energy
  • Enrico_Motassa : kill grinches, behead grinches, roundhouse kick a grinch into the concrete
  • SNEEDIUM : KRINGLECHADS STAY WINNING
  • BimothyX2 : I have DOWNVOTED this thread
  • Awoo : Don't need to be a member to downvotes your gay butt. Not even a real house gayboi.
  • 1 : aevann plz disable the Comment box for non-house members so i dont type a big reply
  • FreedomforIsrael : BLATANT Christmasmisia
  • Lappland : @august pin this post
  • CHUDLORD
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DOWNVOTE THIS POST :marseydownvote: Official frick Christmas thread.

stupid b-word butt holiday.

Hate Christmas music. It's too cheery.

Hate Christmas decorations. They're too happy.

Fricking stupid butt family oriented holiday. I hate family.

I'm a lone wolf.

I don't need celebration.

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