I gave carp THE fricking BEST AWARD ON RDRAMA, the fricking sharpen award.

Then he FLIPPED THE fricking FRICK OUT and banned me for a fricking day. I took it on the fricking chin... but then I sharpened him again, motherlover! That's right, I'm EVIL and FRICKED UP

Perhaps you've noticed that carp hasn't been posting/commenting as much recently. He's still been commenting, just making fewer comments. Carp confirmed over groomercord that the fricking reason for this is the fricking edgy awards ruined his 🙄extremely important🙄 communications so he was fricking """taking a fricking break from posting""" until the fricking edgy awards expire

Yet another BADASS victory for HEYMOON the fricking HATED over the fricking dark fish. !edgelords, can we stop winning, b-word?

by the fricking way, while you're here, check out these DARKLY EPIC pictures Bing AI generated of the fricking EVIL SORCEROR marsey... badass...

!chuds

Because it's fricking BADASS!

We lost our hole.... disgusting...... all of you !edgelords are just fricking posers.... except for me..... I was fighting that cute twink fish.... badass battle with the b-word

soon.... he will be erased.... heh.... and the DARK REIGN OF HEYMOON THE HATED will begin again....

but for now..... enjoy your new home.... and worship me.... as...your..... GOD!

It's based off of that Final Fantasy Origin thing that was going around last year. I threw it together real quick because it was almost a week since the last house edgy post

(I'm mad because Carp never added my sick sidebar image to the sidebar ) (Can't be mad forever though look at all these shadow the hedgehog emojis he approved )

ps !edgelords play Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin if you haven't it's pure edge kino (and there's a free demo on Xbox and Playstation)

Check out this cool song from the game

Hello dramatards! In just one short week, House Edgy will turn 1 year old! The "major" Houses did nothing to commemorate their birthdays, but Edgy, due to being the best House, is. To celebrate, the House founders and the site admins are implementing a special House Edgy site theme, but we need YOUR HELP to make it happen. But your work shall not go unrecognized! There are SIX SHINY NEW BADGES for those special dramanauts who help us make House Edgy's Birthgay the best Birthgay ever.

THE UNSTOPPABLE FLOW OF TIME

Every birthday is just one year closer to your death... which is EDGY AF! To get this badge, merely be a member of House Edgy (membership is currently tracked via the !edgelords ping group) by May 20th.

CUTTING EDGE

If you really want attention, how do you do it? Self-harm! What's the online equivalent of self-harm? Making banners! To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed banner. You'll also get Banner Artist if you don't have it already.

SMOKING HOT

Let's face it, bad boys (or girls!) are sexy. And Vincent the Atheist is the baddest boy of all. Do you know what else are bad? The site's current sidebar images. To get this badge, submit an approved House Edgy themed sidebar image. You'll also get Sidebar Artist if you don't have it already.

YOU CUMPLETE ME

Every Joker has his Batman... and thankfully Batman is edgy too! To get this badge, recruit another user to !edgelords.

WILL TO STUPIDITY

Frederick Nietzsche, House Edgy's official philosopher, once wrote that "To close your ears to even the best counter-argument once the decision has been taken: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity." The stupidest thing you can do is be part of a House that isn't Edgy. To earn this badge, do the requirements of one of the previous badges- but for a House other than Edgy. Other Minor Houses do count, so House Boomer, House R-slur- now's your time to shine!

LORD OF EDGELORDS

You did it. You did everything in your power to make House Edgy's Birthgay Slash the meanest one in Drama history. Thank you! Truly, your heart is as black as our icon, Shadow the Edgehedge. This badge is rewarded after earning the other five.

THESE BADGES WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONCE! !badgemaxxers, be quick!

After completing a badge's requirements, inform any of House Edgy's founders (which are also the hole mods) or one of the site's !jannies. The badges will be handed out on May 20th.

LET THE EDGING COMMENCE!

Frick you carp!

the fricking specter of HOLIER-THAN-THOU posters…..

bible thumping bitches….. heh…… talking about “blasphemy” and “heresy” and “orthodoxy”…… quoting the fricking bible to say how “holy” they are……. calling COOL SHIT cringe because their bible told them to…. makes me SICK

there is fricking only one group of BADASSES that can stop them…… that's right….. it's /h/edgy……

I am calling for an UNHOLY WAR…… we must invade their ping groups….. secretly….. and then ping them with DARKLY EPIC pictures of EVIL DEMONIC BADASSERY……

For instance….. ping @HailVictory1776….. with a fricking picture…. OF SATAN, motherlover!

Heh…. I can't do it….. I'm too powerful….. too well known…. which is fricking why I need true AGENTS OF EVIL to infiltrate , motherlover! catholics and the fricking other groups….

godspeed…. or should I say….. satanspeed

!edgelords

One year ago, on this very day, http://rDrama.net was changed forever. The four decadent Houses found themselves faced with their dark reflection: House Edgy. This accursed house of rejects and malcontents has tormented dramatards ever since. Our antics are as varied as our users, who all have their very own unique Kingdom Hearts OCs.

VICTORIES OVER SITE ADMINS

We gave Joan cancer

Washed-up has-been /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy thought it would be good fun to relive his glory days of being on top of /r/drama by making a cutest pets competition. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that cute animals are an affront to House Edgy's sensibilities. When submissions came, our very own @TheDunceonMaster submitted the worm Grek, as worms crawl in the Earth's filthy skin, just as we listen to "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL" on loop. After rallying the edgelords, Grek won with 68 votes, beating the admin plant pick, @The_Homocracy's beloved Booberry. (We're chill with Homocracy now, he's one of us.) This hurt Joan's feelings. But a deal's a deal, and the money we earned from winning the contest bought us /h/edgy. No capybara shenanigans involved. Joan got cancer shortly after and has been removed as an admin and probably died. Afterwards, I fed Grek to my pet frog because even winners deserve tragic endings.

We got Idio axed.

Our very own @Don_wei exposed Idio as a p-dophile. After Idio banned Don for speaking truth to power, we took our revenge. The resulting fallout let to us taking over the entire site, plastering it with anti-Idio sentiment. Before the day was over, Idio was removed as an admin, and our very own @HeyMoon was selected as his replacement.

VICTORIES OVER OTHER HOUSES

The Ping Group

!edgelords is the biggest ping group of all House ping groups, with 60 users. House Furry's !furries has 52, House Vampire's !vampires has 23, House Femboy's !bottoms has 11, and House Racist's !aryans has a pathetic 4. WE ARE BIGGER THAN FURRY AND RACIST COMBINED.

The Holes

During the past year, both /h/vampire and /h/racist were deleted due to inactivity. While they have been re-created: the message is clear. Vampires just don't give enough shits about themselves to maintain a hole. /h/racist, on the other hand, was taken down by House Edgy sleeper agent @SlackerNews' web of alts and spies. /h/edgy was crowdfunded from the start and has never been deleted.

Racist's Breakdown

Aside from their ping group and hole, House Racist are in a bad spot. Their supreme leader, @Sleepy_Major_General, who tried to strike down House Edgy at its very creation, has been demopped and left the site, as well as his lieutenant, @Penny. Racists are aimless and lifeless, almost as dead as Vampire.

JUST COOL SHIT WE DID FOR OURSELVES

By the way, did you know that House Edgy has the most OC of any House? Take a look at the beautiful artwork made by us:

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by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man

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by @hyt4

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by @TheDunceonMaster

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by @Jumm

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by @Elon_SUSk

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by @Cdace

And finally, the BLACKSOULS emoji line by @Chapose

THE FUTURE?

This last year has been great, but I have an announcement to make regarding our futures.

HOUSE EDGY IS NOT A REAL HOUSE.

HOUSE EDGY IS THE ONLY REAL HOUSE.

What have the other Houses done that can even compare to us? Icons for their names and awards? They didn't do those, those were granted by jannies. What other House has done the operations we have? What other House had to fund its own hole initially? What other House can compare to the amount and quality of OC that we make? None.

House Vampire, House Furry, House Femboy, and House Racist: you will never be real Houses.

My brutal brothers…. the fricking most sacred day of the fricking year is fricking fast approaching… which means… an unholy feast must commence…

use ai to generate epic marseys… if you didn't know, you can generate an ai marsey by putting “!sd” and a fricking description in a fricking comment… and like a fricking dark horse… @Marseygen will appear…

Winner will be fricking determined by upvotes… The fricking best entry will win… the fricking pieces of my fractured soul…

what badass shit are you gonna do !edgelords

post the fricking most FRICKED UP shit you did this week

this week..........

i argued in bad faith............

and won.......

didn't watch the video but I assume it's about being BADASS

I made some Marseys for the House Edgy Birthgay Slash badges.

marseysociety3

marseynietzscher-slur

marseyshadow

!edgelords discuss

Us !edgelords love making OCs. Share yours!

Sario is one of my greatest creations, I made him in math class while not paying attention. Everything about him can be found on his info sheet.

Jay Zee is an alternate timeline version of Jables from Tenacious D. In this timeline, he has special powers that let him control life, entropy, and time. He (incorrectly) believes himself to be a vampire, and kills people to drink their blood. His first victim was Kage, who now haunts Jay Zee as a vengeful ghost. Jay Zee seeks to kill the members of the New World Order in order to drink their blood and gain their powers.

Here's Steven Robotnik, pictured with his girlfriend May Birch. His father, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, gave him the Black Insanity Amethyst before being killed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The Amethyst allows Steven to assert his will over reality, giving him god-like reality warping abilities. However, his abilities do not end there.

Against foes powerful enough to resist reality warping, Steven fights with his stand, THE VENGEFUL ONE.

THE VENGEFUL ONE is the embodiment of Steven's spite. It is a living portal to the Shadow Realm, and anyone who it touches gets sent there. It cannot be destroyed as long as Steven is suffering injustice. It wields the spine and skull of Mammoth Mogul as its weapon, with the Gray Chaos Emerald still fused within it. The powers of the Emerald, while less than those of an Insanity Amethyst, are still quite impressive, and allow THE VENGEFUL ONE to harm even the toughest foes.

Utumar the Somniferous is a dark wizard and has powers over nightmares. I drew him and didn't do much more.