Hey, did you know that there's a day for every Eevee? Did you also know that Vaporeon's Japanese name is "Showers"? It's all true!
On this blessed day, the best fish has decided to forgive the worst fish and asked me to remove him from his exile
Now apologize to the kind Fish King, Carp. Also go look at my stupid Christmas drawing while you're at it.
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Showers is a cute name
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I’m sorry kind fish king
Please let me munch on your bussy to atone for my sins
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Why you gotta be like that? Go munch on a carpet instead. Keep /h/eevee clean and degeneracy free, is the mandate of the Fish King.
Who's also a part-time janitor.
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No thanks, I'm not into that kind of thing.
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You think the Chinese would try and eat them if they were real? I mean, they already eat every other animal.
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I think you answered your own question. The real question is: Which part of them the chinks would believe cures their inborn impotency?
I don't think I wanna know the answer to that though
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