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EV Charger :electro:

This is not how you get a Jolteon. Trust me :#diddykongsad:

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Poopy diaper s*x between these cute twink sluts probably stinks so fricking good
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:marseyfrozen::marseyrosepink:

>be me

>be Sylveon

>needs to post something on /h/eevee before I forget

>smash face into keyboard to scroll through 12TB folder of poorly organized .pngs

>glaceonleafeon(2642).png

>realize I have to come with a title

>brain empty. only rage.

>headsmash.exe

>head-to-keyboard opens marsey emoji selector.

>selects :marseyfrozen: and :marseyrosepink:

>asmon-fu also comes up with shitty greentext for description

>title is mid. description is garbage

>mission accomplished

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738349064UIQKSShZTx0VhA.webp

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"Are we there yet?"

What a pair of r-slurs. They're driving the cart backwards.

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:marseysparkles: ブラッキー・マスク :!marseysparkles:

:marseystar:

:marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible::#elonsalute:

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:marseyrabbit: umbreon
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Story Time :marseyreading:

Too bad they can't read.

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Tooth(paste) Fairy

In British slang fairy means gay. Sylveon heard the slander and wasted their paste away

Their teeth are now yellow, crooked and frayed :marseybong:

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:marseyloaf:
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:marseysrdine:

Gone Fishin'

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:marseyvaporeon: "Tap the glass" :!marseyespeon:

Neither of them can read.

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Flareon Day: Commiefornia Vacation

It's that time of the year again. Today is Flareon Day and the little fricker is finally back from vacation. He was having the time of his life there.

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Where is it?
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:marseypipe:

I made this for /h/art's Weekly Drawing Prompt. I'm posting this here too because I wasted my last free Friday on it. Also because I'm out of ideas what else to post.

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:marseychocolatemilk:

Previously, on /h/eevee: :#marseypager:

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:smoke2:
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Obligatory Christmas Post

I got no art of my own to show this year. Coincidentally, my art "career" came to a halt the moment I stopped posting my regular stuff here.

Merry Christmas. Now if you excuse me, I have a table surrounded by family and tons of racist remarks to make.

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:marseyreindeer4: :marseysanta3:

Sleigher - Hail Santa

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : id love to light that cute twink c*nt slut b-word on fire and stomp that kitty c*nt b-word to death R*PE
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Who needs a Christmas Tree when you have a Leafeon?
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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET AIDS C*NT PLAP PLAP PLAP STOMP STOMP STOMP DIE C*NT DIE
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:marseyfrozen: Winter and Summer :marseyburn:

Incredibly interesting post number four hundred sixty seven

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:marseychristmastree:

Time-wasting post #466

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:platyblizzard: :marseyfrozen:

Shit post with shit title #465

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Together

Yes, I made an !eevee ping group. I have plans for it and those plans don't include YOU. Don't bother applying, you're not getting in.

I also have an official /h/eevee chat group. I have no plans for that one and YOU may apply here to join, but I'll be extremely selective of those who actually get in. Don't expect me to chat with anyone there though, I hate chat groups and I already have a social life.

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Built for BBC... Little c*nt needs every bone broken with a meat tenderizer.... FRICKING C*NT
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Beanie Eevee

You don't need a scarf when you got all that neck fluff.

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : I would boil that c*nt alive until the skin falls off
  • sob : Only a fricking loser would remember such meaningless dates. Find purpose or keep yourself safe already BIPOC
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Vaporeon Day

Real date, look this up: シャワーズの日


For an Eeveelution that has its special day in December, it sure doesn't seem to have a lot of Christmas-themed images.

Maybe it's because this soggy little shit is a hazard near Christmas Lights.

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  • sob : What a cute twink looking rat. I hope you didn't draw it cause it's absolute fricking dogshit
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The Baker

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17329879020348518.webp Yes, the "dog" owns the bakery and this is how he bakes.

https://media.tenor.com/8ii-OqufVtQAAAAx/disgustang-disgusting.webp

Now playing: Aquatic Ambience (DKC).mp3

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