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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO THESE SHITSTAINS CLAIM TO WORK FOR, FOX NEWS? MORE LIKE FRICK NEWS! YOU ALL WORK FOR THE CORPORATE PRESS RULED BY THE GAY REPTILIAN ARMY! DIE! (in minecraft of course).
Fun fact: incels causes mass shootings and kill innocent people, Journ*lists are incels. Killing Journos is the moral and right thing to do (in that Swedish block game, obviously).
I don't know which is worse, the fact I decided to waste my time making this or how shit it ended up looking. 
Eevee and its evolutions (known as "Eeveelutions") are from the Pokémon series. They're popular even among non-Pokémon fans due to their broad appeal, stemming from the simple, cute design and multiple evolution gimmick. They have no agenda besides being cute (and selling merch 
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1. No explicit content: Absolutely no degeneracy. Mild and suggestive themes are allowed as long it's cute or funny.
2. No furries: No furfaggotry (See Rule #1) or "humanoid" Eevee art. Depiction of Eevees standing on their hind legs or manipulating objects with the paws is fine, as long as the Eevee's body proportions and anatomy are respected. Otherwise it should taken to /h/furry or elsewhere. Further clarification here
3. No trannies: Unlike the rest of this godforsaken site, /h/eevee is not about worshiping trannies, even if "ironically". Troons love making obnoxious self-validating "memes" and self-inserting into everything. They may have way too many free passes to be annoying degenerates elsewhere, but not in my house!
4. No unironic or serious politics: Parody is fine, but seething over politics or posting clear propaganda is not. Besides, /h/eevee is a totalitarian state which only Eevee lives matter. Discerning opinions and political divergences will be treated accordingly.
5. No Eevee Mis-, Dis-, Malinformation: Defaming Eevee or any of its evolutions is liable for capital punishment. All other forms of prejudices are allowed and encouraged (within federal limits).
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How would you go about dismantling the global hegemony plans? I'll do it by livestreaming my mass shooting (in fricking minecraft) with those upbeat ukulele songs blasting in the background.
this is so fricking childish and cringe, please kill me.
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How did you get a golden sylveon
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Whatever you do, don't click "view source"
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Am I schizoing or being gaslit here
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