Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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/h/eevee is not about drama, hence why I blocked it by default. /h/eevee was was originally a Ruqqus sub made for sharing cute Eevee artwork, that later merged with rDrama.
Eevee and its evolutions (known as "Eeveelutions") are from the Pokémon series. They're popular even among non-Pokémon fans due to their broad appeal, stemming from the simple, cute design and multiple evolution gimmick. They have no agenda besides being cute (and selling merch 
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1. No explicit content: Absolutely no degeneracy. Mild and suggestive themes are allowed as long it's cute or funny.
2. No furries: No furfaggotry (See Rule #1) or "humanoid" Eevee art. Depiction of Eevees standing on their hind legs or manipulating objects with the paws is fine, as long as the Eevee's body proportions and anatomy are respected. Otherwise it should taken to /h/furry or elsewhere. Further clarification here
3. No trannies: Unlike the rest of this godforsaken site, /h/eevee is not about worshiping trannies, even if "ironically". Troons love making obnoxious self-validating "memes" and self-inserting into everything. They may have way too many free passes to be annoying degenerates elsewhere, but not in my house!
4. No unironic or serious politics: Parody is fine, but seething over politics or posting clear propaganda is not. Besides, /h/eevee is a totalitarian state which only Eevee lives matter. Discerning opinions and political divergences will be treated accordingly.
5. No Eevee Mis-, Dis-, Malinformation: Defaming Eevee or any of its evolutions is liable for capital punishment. All other forms of prejudices are allowed and encouraged (within federal limits).
Trаnnies and dogfuckers are Kill on Sight.
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