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Hey, did you know?

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.


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Frickin Sylveon 4 that trussy


:#marseyklennycross:

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trussy

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Look, I like you Klenny. Don't make me show my true power level.

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Sylveon is the trans Eevee, just look at them


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Sylveon is just the cute ribbon dog. Sylveons (this one included) are happy being male (and you shouldn't frick dogs regardless of their s*x).

They share some of the train flag colors, but so does marshmallows and cotton candy, so don't be a flaggot now. And you need to lay off the train obsession a bit, Klenny, because that's not what they meant by dog grooming!

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Cotton candy is also trans


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and you shouldn't frick dogs regardless of their s*x

Aren't you a furry?

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Despite me LARPing as a Sylveon and making art of it. I'm not actually a furry, never was. I pretty much despise them except for the few dramatard ones that so far have respected my gimmick.

My idea is to present Sylveon simply as the cute, dumb ribbon dog. Who's a hateful, psychotic misanthrope who despises "people" that misuse the Eevees' image for licentious purposes, agenda pushing or for validation.

So furries will probably be the first one to go when Sylveon overthrows the government and install his New World Order.

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For the longest time I thought you were that furry who had 10 pokemon alts, Ubreon, Turbion, whatever

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We both get that a lot. but nah, we are not related in any way other than name, which is just very coincidental.

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