:mcmarsey: Wagie :marseyjolteon:

A post to keep the best rdrama hole alive :marseywholesome:

:#marseywagie:

We all know he's gonna look like that by the end of his shift. But he got a hat, who's the loser now, NEETstrags?

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Peepee blasting off at the speed of light

Prepare your anus jolteon or prepare to fight

:!#marseydumptruck::#punchjak:

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The lewding of Eevees is Haram, but I'll give you a pass this time because at least you were funny about it. Also you gave Jolteon options.

![](/images/16588408075865555.webp) He told me to call you a cute twink, to take your order already before he calls security and if you would like some extra fries with your order.

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Hahaha wassup NU tier magnitude 2 banana lookin INCELEDON CITY lookin neighbor I ain't even gonna milkshake u cuz I know ur hourly rate super effective against ur ego lmfaoooo fr fr. Heavy ball don't even work on your greasy ugly butt bwahaha!! Here's ur tip by the way. 🖕 Sumimasen!

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Edit: At the advice of my attorney I would like to sincerely apologize for my previous statement. When I called you an NU tier magnitude 2 banana lookin INCELEDON CITY lookin ugly greasy butt neighbor I did so with wrong intentions. Call me?

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Reminds me one of the Pokémon games had a minigame where you served tables and were paid in literal berries. Can’t remember which one it was though.

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The wagie Jolteon is from a mobile puzzle game. I don't recall this minigame though, is it this one? I don't think I ever played it. Last Pokémon minigames I remember playing were from Stadium 2, back when the :marsoy: Nintendo 64 was still the hot shit :marseyboomer:

My mother unironically loved them.

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It was something you could do in one of the main DS games. I want to say it was Gen V.

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:#marseytrollgun:

Snapshots:

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You can't terminate snappy @Sylveon

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I think Snappy escaped his containment cell because I drafted the post before publishing it. Or maybe you can't exile Snappy anymore.

![](/images/16588489629752421.webp) Anyways, I think Snappy should consider leaving /h/eevee, voluntarily, of course.

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assault weapon

I don't think that's how pokemon work. They only work in coal mines

:#marseycomrade:

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Know your place. This is an Eevee supremacist society and the only ones working in the coal mines are those who often find themselves on the other end of these assault weapons.

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