>Be Aisin Gioro Puyi
>Become emperor/son of heaven/lord of 10 thousand years at the age of 2
>Qing dynasty falls, millions die, no one tells you are not the Emperor anymore
>Grow up as a brat torturing eunuchs, become a playboy under house arrest
>get evicted by landchad KMT warlord
>befriend Japs, japs invade your anvestral homeland
>Japs place you as “Emperor” but you don't rule, just act as a puppet and consent whatever the japs want
>Ruskies invade, Burgers nuke Japan, war ends
>Commies take over, ruskies deliver you as prisoner
>get brainwashed by commies into becoming one then parade you as proof of how awesome Maoism is
>die as a nobody during the Cultural Revolution
!historychads
By all accounts he died a happy man though, so I guess it's something
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Do any of you look at your cat's poo when it's in the litter tray? Honestly Rose and Belle's poos look like pigs in blanketx
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