It's Pride Month, discuss gay historical figures :marseylgbtflag3:

!historychads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Frederick_the_Great

That he actually did desire men is also clear from statements by his famous contemporaries, Voltaire and Giacomo Casanova, who personally knew him and his sexual preferences. Significantly, Voltaire nicknamed Frederick "Luc". When read backwards, it means "cul" (the vulgar French term for "anus" or "butt").

Voltaire was a bottom, lmao :marseydeux#:

Furthermore, at an advanced age, the king advised his nephew in a written document against passive anal intercourse, which from his own experience was "not very pleasant"

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Saxony and France, however, repeatedly managed to place good-looking young men near him. Sanssouci was a women-free zone during the Friderican era.”[12] Frederick himself once shocked a dinner party with a misogynist rant against "ghastly women you smelled ten miles around."

:#marseywall: :#marseywomanmomentgenocide:

One thing I notice from these historical gay men is that unlike modern stereotypes of catty gays befriending queen bee foids, old timey ones were quite misogynist :marseynoooticer: !nooticers

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In order to avoid controversial declarations of sexuality ill stick with Harmodius and Aristogeiton the nation heroes and tyrany killers of athens who are described as gay by Aristotle, Thucydides, Herodotus, and Plutarch.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmodius_and_Aristogeiton

So in ancient oligarchical athens a man named Pisistratus became tyant 3 times using various tricks (the funniest is when he had a tall muscular woman dress as athena and declare him leader of athens) he was a very important leader who unified attica and hobbled the aristocracy. He was succeeded by his sons Hippias and Hipparchus. At this time Harmodius was the Eromenos of Aristogeiton (though both were adults) and Hipparchus kept trying to creep on Harmodius in the gym so Aristogeiton was like get away from my twink.

In revenge for this humiliation Hipparchus selected Harmodius' younger sister as the basket girl for the Panathenaea, but publicly accused her of being not a virgin and unfit for the role which brought great shame to the family. So the couple conspired and killed Hipparchus during the Panathenaic festival in broad daylight. This made Hippias go crazy and turn the city into a massive police state until the king of sparta Cleomenes I exiled Hippias and allowed Cleisthenes to introduce democratic reforms. !lgbt !cuteandvalid !nonchuds

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Ancient Greece sounds awesome. Gay s*x and assassinations all the time.

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Cute little peepees

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Rob Halford, lead singer of Judas Priest, helped to popularize the spiked leather look in the 80's. What the straights thought was just excessive masculinity and toughness, was actually just the leather scene in the gay community. After all, what's more masculine than a bunch of Leatherman taking coke and poppers and fricking all night.

Judas Priest rocks!

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Metal God :marseyadmire:

!metalheads

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He's not gay he's just really into the aesthetic :clueless:

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This gaychad instrumental in defeating the nazis

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!math Bong homophobia took our boi from us :marseycry:

He committed suicide eating a poisoned apple btw, what a drama queen.

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Another reason to completly eradicate the bongs :marseydisgust:

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Baron Von Steuben (pretty much considered to be one of the father's of the American military along with Washington and Lafayette) was likely gay if we are focusing on Prussians lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben

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Von Steuben on drilling Americans:

The genius of this nation is not in the least to be compared with that of the Prussians, Austrians, or French. You say to your soldier [in Europe], “Do this” and he doeth it; but [at Valley Forge] I am obliged to say, “This is the reason why you ought to do that,” and then he does it.

!burgers

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I hate it when kids are like that. :marseyunamused:

@Redactor0 stand with Israel.

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Rereading the quote, I'm not sure it isn't sarcastic

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Burgers :handshake: Germs

Destroying bongs :marseybonggenocide:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(soldier)

Bongs had Hessians too. The painting that is probably the most famous of the war, Washington crossing the Delaware River, is from Washington launching a surprise attack on the Hessians on Christmas night while they were drunk af.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware_(1851_paintings)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trenton

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Hessians are weird with a weird dialect during that time (read subhuman). Goethe tards will know !germs

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Surprised that they put him on the Rainbow Honor Walk

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adolf hitler. but yall aint ready for that conversation :marseysipping:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler

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:#marseyhomohitler:

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His name has been linked to a number of possible female lovers, two of whom committed suicide. A third died of complications eight years after a suicide attempt, and a fourth also attempted suicide.

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What I'm hearing is Hitler ran through a bunch of broads.

Should let /r/menslib know that even Hitler got more butt than they ever will.

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What if instead of the night of long knives it was called the night of long peepees and Hitler led a train on Ernst Rohm's delicate aryan bussy?

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I can't believe that "lol Hitler is gay" is an actual thing (((academics))) are trying to push

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Obama

:gigaob#ama:

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Michelle identifies as a woman though, and in current year she's perfectly valid :#marseypass:

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Did you see her dancing on Ellen? That 🍆 was swangin.

:chudjakd#ancing:

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I get why this theory exists ( :marseytransrentfree: / :chudseethe: ), but I don't understand how people believe it.

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Like many conspiracy theories, the sticking point is "How do you convince hundreds of people to keep this quiet?" :marseycensored:

If Michelle Obama is a man, then she was never pregnant and didn't give birth to Malia and Sasha. Which means every single person that interacted with her for any appreciable length of time in early to mid-1998 and 2001 had to be convinced to not come forward and say, "I saw Michelle Obama just a few months before Malia/Sasha was born, and she definitely wasn't pregnant." You could maybe get family, friends, coworkers, etc. to agree to that, but how the Heck do you convince some random hairdresser or supermarket manager to keep quiet? How do you even track them all down? Especially when every tabloid in the country would pay a fortune for anything resembling proof of their claim. :marseyfry:

Alternatively, is the theory that every time she left the house during what should have been her second and third trimesters, she wore a pregnancy prosthetic? One that she'd swap out for a larger model when appropriate? She'd have needed at least three or four of them to maintain the illusion. And why would she bother putting in that kind of effort? Just in case her husband ran for President a decade later? That's pretty forward thinking for an associate dean at the University of Chicago married to an Illinois state senator. :marseyfortuneteller:

!chuds, defend your nonsense. !nonchuds, point and laugh as they defend their nonsense. :marseylaugh:

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Chicks with peepees exist. But separately i fricked a plumber once and she definitely made me wonder if she was a dude

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It's fun to think about a transgender first lady :marseyshrug:

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She is a man, and I respect her pronouns. Simple as.

:marseyshapiro:

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Yeah the obvious :marseybaitschrodinger: answer :marseyconfuseddead: is that Michelle Obama :marseyjetbombing: looks like a man because she's black :marseyazov2: and lifts weights, not because she's male

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had to be convinced

Barry/Clinton/Gates just had them all killed.

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I hope you had chatgpt pen that one fam

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Oh boy, this is the first time LP has responded to me with this since I inspired it. I feel so special. :marseyembrace:

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"yep- not fat like my wife and has muscle tone? That's dude"

:#boomer:

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You clearly haven't seen the dance. Probably also never read any Podesta emails...

:marse#ygigaretard:

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:#marseywillnever:

Come on! It's a happenstance fold in her pants. The "balls" are too high to swing like that!

!nonchuds, we've got a gen-u-wine r-slur who he lives that Michelle Obama is a man because he saw a 10-second video on /pol/. :na:

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Sorry I'm low on marseybux

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Yeah but that chef he had Hillary drown in the pool identified as a dude

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Sure did

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1500 actually, I'm an endurance lesbian

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1500 minute bed-death

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Pole vault, but the pole is up your butt, I guess.

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The ideal form of government is a gay monarchy. We need someone in charge that likes men, and is kind to moids as a result, but it obviously can't be a foid.

:#thinkingstatue:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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So you're telling us 18th century Prussia was peak humanity :marseynotes:

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They hadn't invented rDrama yet, so no.

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Fredrick's the Great court was the rdrama of the day.

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If Voltaire was alive today, instead of all those classics he just would have written a lot of mean letters that said "dude bussy lmao".

@Redactor0 stand with Israel.

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Redactor is secretly a Lebanese immigrant theory keeps getting more traction. Not just because of Lebanon posting but also for his education on french classics which is typical of Lebanese Lycée graduates.

Parlez-vous français Monsieur?

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Well, I did just post something in French while you were typing that...

@Redactor0 stand with Israel. Maybe @Redactor0 is from there.

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I'll do it! I'll be in charge! :marseyfemboy:

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How do you pick the next King if everyone buttfricking all the time?

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At the end of Z (1969) (good movie btw) they list the things banned by the junta after the military coup in Greece.

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@Redactor0 stand with Israel even though they probably liked the junta.

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Jeffrey Dahmer was a gay who murdered and ate his victims.

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actually every single historical figure was either gay or trans and most weren't even white, but the alt right christofascist chuds who write books lie to push their white supremacist heterosexual agenda.

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"we wuz kangz" got real quiet ever since everyone in the past was gay

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Jimmy Carter was a massive cute twink

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ME.

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Emperor Hadrian was a gigachad sigma who went ham on the Hebrews after his emotional support twink died :marseymerchantgenocide:

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Whoever wishes to foresee the future must consult the past; for human events ever resemble those of preceding times. This arises from the fact that they are produced by men who ever have been, and ever shall be, animated by the same passions, and thus they necessarily have the same results.

-- Machiavelli

Snapshots:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Frederick_the_Great:

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