Henry VIII, the dramatard King? :marseynorf: :marseykingsmug:

>second son/spare

>marries his sister in law

>hates foids, wants a son to be his heir

>get's cucked by the Pope after asking for an annulment

>breaks with the Church, founds the Church of England and divorces

>married a foid who left him horny, she gives birth to another daughter

>accuses his new queen of adultery and incest, she's executed

>marry again, this time the foid finally gives him a "legitimate" son, she dies

>gets married again to German lutheran princess, get an annulment

>gets married again to a 17 year old, she cucks him, she and her lover are executed

>gets married again to some respectable widow, she survives

>brings the kingdom to the verge of civil war due to religious break-up. Executes thousands of catholics including loyal collaborators

>becomes a fatass after a jousting accident, sires a bunch of bastards

>fails to invade France

!historychads what's our assessment? I know !catholics won't be positive

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Most based monarch:

>Be Istvan(Ivan/Aevann?) I of Hungary

>Parents semi christians

>Be devout Catholic

>Bring the entire Pagan Magyars under control

>Motherf'in Pope sends me a crown by mail

>Total control of over entire Carpathian

>No more pagan nonsense and anarchy

>Found modern Hungary

>Canonized on death

!metashit why does this sound familiar?

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:marseypedopriest:: Hurr durr, hey kids, isn't christcuckery based? Those LARPagans are the REAL losers, amirite?! Now who wants some free candy from my catho van?

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:#soyjakwow: oh my Soyence! We are the witches you couldn't burn!!!

Pedophilia has fallen across the world wherever paganism has been replaced by Christianity. There's no exception. Not a single country where it has risen in occurence. Only Redditors believe otherwise.

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Pedophilia has fallen across the world wherever paganism has been replaced by Christianity.

If that is the case, it's probably because christcucks had to frick girls they didn't marry in secret, but you probably made that up, so whatever.

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!catholics @Corinthian check this thread

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Open the rdrama borders to Latin America

:marseypope: :carpmexican: :marseyargentina: :marseybrasileiro: :marseymexican:

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You guys think Henry VIII had some explaining to do to St. Peter when he died?

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I don't know nearly enough to presume to understand the metaphysics of death and salvation.

Though I'd imagine attempting to lead your entire kingdom away from salvation for temporal power is probably pretty high on the mortal sin scale.

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Istvan is Stephen not Ivan fyi :marseynerd3:

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