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Hey they rDrama user, Peter Griffin here 
welcome to /h/familyman
This hole will focus on content surrounding the Family Guy tv show, included but not limited to
funny family guy clips
family guy compilations
full episodes
familyman memes
new family man marseys
Peter I am not letting you make a new hole again with no rules! We can't just let people post what they want!
Fine, but I'm not going to be an internet jannie
Do not post any sexual content (this goes against the family values on which we used to rely)
Do not post any content that is not directly connected to Family Guy (American dad, South Park)
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6/10
Where are your printouts and binders full of characters?
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I have binders full of women (not meg tho she stinks)
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His name is Ron, CHUD!
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Yeah cuz on her birth certificate it says "megatRON"
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Stills are absolute garbage. I want multiple screens of AI morphing new eye-catches into a video that uses eye tracking to learn from preference. Looking human is just a bonus. Get different themes for each screen.
screens
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I frickin love Family Guy. One of my faves is when the family wins millions and blows it.
It was getting bad for a while but noticed FX picked up the show and it's showing episodes I haven't seen at like 11pm and it's great bed time sleep show.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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It's hit or miss but its still pretty good sometimes, definitely nothing like seeing what Beter and the gang are up to this week
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Seriouspost: Were you too young to watch the Simpsons when it was good? I respect you too much to think you just like Family Guy that much without an excuse.
Yeah, it's my goto when I'm in a motel, I don't know all the channels, and I want something watchable and inoffensive.
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Have you tried surfing Reddit instead, like a normal person?
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The only time I use reddit anymore is when it's linked here and when I check out /r/FigureSkating.
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Kinda about the Simpsons. My parents let me watch it but t-shirts of Bart were banned in my school. lol I was too young to understand the political undertones. I just liked the smartass kid.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I was at school and the teacher was saying some event was happening at night in a few days. This one white trash chad kid blurts out that he can't go because that's the Simpsons season premiere. Everyone was horrified and scandalized.
I think this was around the time when George H.W. Bush said that families should be "more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons." It's pretty fricking amazing when you look back at those first few seasons. They were very family-oriented. But I guess the Republicans would rather live in a family where they pretend everyone is perfect and never face up to reality.
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It's kinda crazy that the Simpsons were so controversial back then and now it's nothing. lol I stopped watching around late 90s because I never really got into political stuff and started understanding more. I didn't start watching Family Guy until late 2000s. An ex-bf introduced me and I was older and thought it was hilarious. I really need to watch 2000s Simpsons because I've heard it's good.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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They had something like 8-10 years where it was the best show on TV. They had 15 of the best writers in the country who would go over every joke a million times to perfect it.
Horrible decision-making.
You should have gotten a k-drama boyfriend 
instead of a Family Guy boyfriend.
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You could let L'Jarius Sneed frick your wife and be less of a cuck than an otherwise normal guy that owns a Soywitch
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It's a good setup.
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Lol I remember some millenial tweeker was telling me about his goon setup before smartphones were a thing, he had porn on the TV and like 3-4 porn mags on spread out on the bed with fricking bookmarks on the pages he liked best
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I dont think im ever going to understand this trend where theres a random family guy video playing and some completely random other video playing at once it just doesnt make sense but i kinda wanna start doing it with veggie tales
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have you conducted watching Rick and morty?
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I've been edging all day, send me some of your filthiest Family Guy vids and let's goon togeth... actually frick this joke, please don't send me shit.
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Just kidding lol
Unless...
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No naked Louis? 3/10
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No s*x on TV for me!
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fricked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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