/h/familyman
TheGrillcast
Cent/Rist
Vote @creamy_dog_orgasm for dramatard of the year!
1yr ago
(image post)
966 thread views
#143850
Rate my Family Goon setup
- 38
- 183
Top Poster of the Day:
J
Current Registered Users: 26,037
Hey they rDrama user, Peter Griffin here welcome to /h/familyman
This hole will focus on content surrounding the Family Guy tv show, included but not limited to
funny family guy clips
family guy compilations
full episodes
familyman memes
new family man marseys
Peter I am not letting you make a new hole again with no rules! We can't just let people post what they want!
Fine, but I'm not going to be an internet jannie
Do not post any sexual content (this goes against the family values on which we used to rely)
Do not post any content that is not directly connected to Family Guy (American dad, South Park)
/h/familyman LOG /h/familyman MODS /h/familyman EXILEES /h/familyman FOLLOWERS /h/familyman BLOCKERS
Live commit: 5fc1887
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fricked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context