"Peter did you commission a peedophile to deaw pictures of you ficking Meg? And did you pose for them?!? While fricking Meg?"
Relax Lois. I only did that after Chris said he wanted no part and Meg volunteered
How could you do such a horrible thing? Meg is barely human. How could you stick your peepee in that…thing?
Any holes a goal Lois. Remember that time I fricked Quagmire's ed out dad in his manhole? ( flashbakc omitted under order of the Egyptian government. Allah will forgive our censors their suicides) Meg isn't even in the top ten grossest things I've stuck my peepee in. Remember the time I r*ped a giant chicken and it spent over thirty years chasing me down for revenge? (Cut to clips of Peter fighting the giant chicken.)
Peter turns directly to the viewer
Yes dear viewers this episode is a clip show about how I paid Shadman to draw pictures of me fricking my son which the turned into pictures of me fricking Meg after Chris refused. You can all deal with it.
Fox will never cancel us. I could literally machine-gun to death an entire school and do an episode of me sawing my own eyes out with a steak knife and you subhumans would still tune in and watch us. You people sicken me. You're what's wrong with this country.
Joe bursts in through a window and launches himself at Peter. He proceeds to punch the shit out of Peter
That's not a line Peter. It's stage direction
oh
(Joe bursts in and begins to beat the shit out of peter)
You sick bastard! She's a minor. And your daughter!
I thought you were just a crippled joke now! Oh! How can you curbstomp with just your hands?!?
Clip show, you male feminist husband of a b-word
Hey!
I was a badass motherlover when the show was good!
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Hey Lois, remember that time I drew inappropriate art of real minors, not fictional characters
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!christians bear in mind that Shadman was raised in an ultra-Christian household (Shad and his siblings have uncommon Biblical names, and apparently, his dad would beat him up if he did not pray before going to bed?), from a prominent Louisiana Creole family clan, and grew up to become a homeless heroin addict p-do futa artist , let me copy and paste and edit a little bit a comment I wrote on this a year ago about this exact same topic that has returned to the spotlight.
Shadcel is Swiss (from Zürich I think), he is not Indian, nor Pakistani, nor Bangladeshi, nor Arab, as far as I remember, Shad's mother is Swiss-German, and his father is Louisiana Crole, hence his French surname and mulatto macaco appearance , some Kiwicels even called him a Sexy Indian dude given how much stereotypically brown he looks, or as I can put it, he is a Shadjeet
KF neurodivergents dug into his father's side from Louisiana, the Kiwicels were expecting to be the standard master 1337 KiwiFarmers who would find more dirt on him, and stumble upon the average dysfunctional/shitty BIPOC parents and family that results in lolcows like him so that chuds can celebrate and say BIPOCS bad lmao , but instead, they only found the exact opposite, looking up Shad's African-American family members made them
Shad's Grandpa(?) was a WW2 veteran, was very hard-working, active, recognized, and beloved in his local community, was at a point in time some kind of church preacher, and even received a semi-mainstream funeral covered by local media(?), the Kiwicels maybe talked about his uncles and they were very good upstanding people as well I think, as far as people could tell, his family on mother's side are also very successful individuals, you know, Shad is the offspring of Louisiana Elite + Swiss !ranchers, he recipe for a future astronaut and/or billionaire! ...... right?
Imagine being his highly successful, respected, and extremely devoted Christian grandpa chilling right now in heaven chatting with all of your family members who are also all angels made up of respected and accomplished people...., but one of your grandsons grew up to become a homeless heroin addict solely known for making drawings of child porn and porn on the internet, times like these makes me hope that Prots are right with their belief that saints cannot hear the prayers or news of any humans who are still alive on earth
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!jews !jidf this is so sad can jesussiannists reject idolatry and return to the true Lord Hashem
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Daddy's going to join him. Remember Jesus and the millstone.
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I wonder why he became a frick-up
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The only reason he's considered a creep instead of being considered avantgarde , is because he's from Switzerland and not France.
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he's merely born 30 years too late
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