Losers like fedoras because the mafia is the only cool group of fat people to've ever existed

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Sumo wrestlers are pretty cool.

Fat black dudes like Rick Ross are also cool.

That's about it though.

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I don't think fedoras have been fashionable for over :marseyitsover: 15 years. They came back for a short :marseymanlet: while and then :marseytransflag: fat nerds started wearing them and everyone hated them again.

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True. I've been thinking about them recently tho bc I saw a guy wearing one in the wild.

He made baloon animals for little kids at a family diner. At some point a little model train set that ran accross the wall started running :marseytrain: to which he yelled "EURIKA!! IT WORKS!!!". the chattery room fell silent. "Sorry, It hasnt been working all week"

it was the greatest display of aryan genes I have ever seen

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Everybody talking about sumo wrestlers but Samoans will always be my favorite fat people.


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Wrong.

Sumos.

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After a Spring season spent in absolute despair while other young people lived healthy lives of sexual pleasure, summer arrived. Summer is even worse than Spring, especially in Santa Barbara. Flocks of hot, young girls go out in their shorts and bikini's, further tantalizing my s*x-starved body every time I look at them. Knowing that they gleefully show off their desirable forms, yet they would never give me a chance to be their boyfriend only increased my already boiling hatred towards all women.

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