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So, I'm in my late 20s now and for the past few years I have been smoking. I always smoked 5 a day and my cravings have always been under control. There were specific times in the day during which I smoked. Anyway I gave up smoking last year August when I took up a new job and switched to nicotine gums.
Nicotine gums felt great. They don't have any carcinogens in them and you can have any amount although I limited myself to 2mg gums, 7 a day. It made me not go out in the middle of work to have a smoke and since I don't drink or do drugs like a degenerate I felt like I finally discarded all kinds of harmful addictive substances.
Fast forward to mid August this year and I felt like it was time to finally let go off my last mental crutch, those nicotine gums. Previously I would order them as soon as I reached my last strip because I was scared that I might relapse into smoking. This time I didn't.
What happened next was unbelievable. Suddenly I was looking to eat everything at every waking moment of my life. I was eating entire packs of Oreos with my coffee just after I have had my breakfast. I was having fries before lunch, after lunch, sandwiches as snacks half an hour after dinner and ice cream after I have had dinner. I was always hungry. I was astonished at this hunger. I had never felt hunger like this before. I understood this is nicotine withdrawal but I had imagined it would be sweats or cravings when I look at people smoking. I didn't expect this. I was consuming every 6 hours what pre-quitting me was eating in a whole day.
As a naturally thin-cel I obsessively measure my weight. I was 143lbs(65kg) a week before I quit. I was 149.7lbs(68kg) three weeks into this. Think about it. 3 kgs in 3 weeks. At this rate I would have put on 52kgs in a year. That's over 100lbs.
Side note: I was working out throughout those three weeks. It wasn't like I was just sitting on a couch and being a lard.
So I did the only natural thing to do. I started the gums again. I bought them from the nearest store, didn't even want to wait for delivery services lest the fat monster inside me destroys my body any further. After two weeks on nicotine gums again I have dropped to 67kgs.
So there you go, if you have a fat ravenous monster lurking inside you, just waiting for you to slip up once and turn you into a fat frick don't give them the opportunity, start chewing nicotine gums today. You might hate the bitterness at first but they will kill your appetite faster than the time it takes for you to walk up to your fridge in search for something to eat. And if you're one of those "normal chewing gums can also do the trick" cute twinks, frick you they don't. Neither do they have the zing of nicotine and on top of that they have sugar which just makes you thirst for more sugar.
Say NO to being fat. Say YES to Nicotine gums.
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Quitters suck. Smoke cigarettes like a normal adult human scrote.
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In this day and age people I see smoking cigarettes are always white trash.
If you want to smoke stick to cigars. Now those are stylish.
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Stop being a suburbanoid and hang out in cooler places!
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Nah I'm a ruralcel and the vast majority of smoker I see are either loitering outside a Casey's or speeding down the road in an Altima. The only "cool" smokers I regularly see are old men at cattle auctions.
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To be fair - where exactly do you expect to see cool smokers other than that in a rural area?
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Yeah that's fair
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Quitters don't suck. They're smart enough to know when to quit. Something you'll never be. Cigarettes kill. They're not normal or adult. They're for idiots like you who don't know any better.
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Wait till you discover the miracle drug called adderall or the patrician choice meth
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Adderall is for poors, real patricians use vyvanse.
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Or you could just not eat so much food
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That's like...the point of this post?
You eat food because you have an appetite. You can control your appetite most of the time. In case you can't, you have an easy way to control it.
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But if you need appetite suppressants to not be a fatass you deserve to be fat.
I used to be fat despite exercising so I just stopped eating so much.
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You can control your appetite by just not eating so much. After a few weeks of daytime fasting you only get hungry at dinner
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nicotine is also good for testosterone levels brother
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Hello fellow gum bro - I quit smoking when I was 24 I am now 47 and still am on the gum. I actually switched recently to 1mg lozenges which are nicer tbh.
Enjoy.
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I like gums more than lozenges although I have to admit, I like to keep the lozenge between my lips and gums for a few minutes and then press it with my fingers for that sweet sweet burn sensation
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Be careful tho - I found myself gnawing on gum constantly after a while because unlike smoking you can do it everywhere all the time.
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Imagine being so weak willed you need muh drugum to stay thin. You are nothing without them.
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Willpower swillpower what difference does it make if at the end of the day I'm thin
You sound like the nerd in my local gym who always whines how every guy who's bigger than him is on roids and if he started taking roids he'd be the chaddest
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Just get a hobby you fat loser
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I'm not fat. You are.
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5 packs a day? Jfc
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So exactly how do you jerk off to people you've never even seen pictures of? Do you like, navigate to their own rdrama comments that you bookmarked and start stroking it as you read?
"Ungh... that's the stuff...
dunk on that LOLcow baby... 
yeah, dunk on them harder... now a little smugposting, that's right. 
Doesn't that feel good baby? 
Punish that naughty LOLcow. 
Smack them around, teach them who's boss! 
Oh frick, now it looks like Snappy is getting in on the action. 
Yes! Frick, yes! Zozbot, zoz the frick out of that thread! Now the full zozzle! 
OH YEAH! Oh god I'm coming!" 
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