I hope you majored in a fitness approved degree

If I'm Turkish I should be able to count every genocide committed by us; 1)dinosaur genocide (65 million years ago by turkish meteor) 2)kurd/armenian/greek genocides ( turks killed 986285910637 poor kurd/greek:armenian per 1 turkish soldier) 3) alien genocide (poor aliens just wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids but back then egypt was under ottoman rule and turks killed them 😡😡) 4) lgbt genocide 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 5) genocide genocide (that's why genocides not happening anymore because barbarian turks killed genocide 😡😡😡😡 )