"Sorry sweaty, but our customers come in all shapes and sizes" 💅

https://x.com/AmericanAir/status/1579670063824572416

Context: Foid complained about being seated between two obese people on an American Air flight yesterday. American Air responds saying "get over it sweaty". Seethe ensues

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I fly for business 2-3 times a week. I’d rather walk than fly Amerimutt airlines.

I was in Indianapolis last year and flying back on a Saturday. Amerimutt airlines called me to see if I would switch my Saturday evening flight for a Sunday morning flight. I told them I didn’t want like $100 voucher, but I would accept a direct flight back to DFW if they upgraded me to 1st class on a 6am flight.

I showed up to the airport at 4am the next morning, and not only was I downgraded to coach but I had to fly to Connect in Chicago and the only seats available were middle seats in coach on both flight.

Everybody I talked to at the counter claimed that Amerimutt agents weren’t allowed to upgrade as compensation, and I ended up paying like $350 out of my own pocket to ensure that I didn’t have to rub elbows with plebes.

I fricking hate Amerimutt airlines with a passion, and so should you. I don’t know if Al Qaeda has an official airline, but I’d happily fly it before I ever step foot on an Amerimutt Airlines flight again.

Frick American Airlines.

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I fly for business

Doesn't fly business class

Seriously. If your employer isn't paying for business on domestic US flights it's your own fault.

Frick American Airlines.

I agree, which is why I hope Emirates or Lufthansa gets into doing domestic Burger flights.

Amtrak is arguably better than flying in the US even if it takes 25x as long.

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Lufthansa is only kept alive by tax bailouts idk how they can stay competitive in the Mutt market.

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Lufthansa is only kept alive by tax bailouts idk how they can stay competitive in the Mutt market.

The automotive industry in the States has been doing the same thing for decades and is still going strong sweaty.

Debunked.

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>Amtrak

Yes, if you want to have an 80% chance of getting robbed by people of crime lmao

My foid took a 600 mile trip on Amtrak for fun. Neighbors literally stole her blanket.

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Sounds like she was too poor to book her own room.

Took it multiple times from Cleveland to Grand Central, but I was in first class so never saw any of those types of people.

You're a horrible provider btw.

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Good thing youve had plenty of practice being all alone, incel

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I've never met a bussy blasting incel.

Oh wait! That's because it's some Straggot disease.

Get outta here Straggot.

:#platyking:

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Have fun at work today, wagie!

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My cleaning lady just went home for the day, so now I'm gonna have a glass of wine.

She probably just made more per hour than you.

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just fly delta, poors

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fly delta

thinks Delta isn't for poors

:#marseyemojirofl:

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