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A deathfat just sat next to me on the train

I'm absolutely pissed, I reserved a seat specifically to not have to deal with the unwashed masses. Sadly I am slim and the seat next to me was the only free one, so I am currently fighting not to throw up

He just pulled out a clear bag of cold chicken nuggets, I think he brought them from home?

He smells like a carcass and he's German so I'm certain this is some fetish he's making me participate in

Good vibes requested and appreciated, I am on this train for 2.5 more hours

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Listen to me very carefully, depending on the size of that nugget bag, your life may be in danger. I'm willing to bet that he's only got an hour and a half worth of nuggets in the bag. Which means when he runs out, you become the next nugget bag.

My recommendation is to spend the second half of the trip hiding in the potty.

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If those nuggets have curry sauce, you need to evacuate everyone!

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the great thing about eating nuggets with curry sauce is that it looks exactly the same on the way out :marseyboomer:

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I reserved a seat specifically to not have to deal with the unwashed masses.

should have reserved the seat next to you too

:#marseycheerup:

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True, this gives me the motivation required to grind my way into being able to afford a full train car everywhere I go :marseybuff:

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For some reason I don't remember seeing a lot of death fats in Germany, I remember my train rides there were pretty comfy lol

Prolly helped that I was drinking copious amounts of jaegermeister while travelling :marseydrunk:

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They're usually just sort of doughy and out of shape, this is the first true deathfat I've seen here tbf

The trains are usually pretty nice, I was in window watching bliss prior to this man's horrible stomach squeezing me against the wall

It's only 11 am but I'd also be plastered if I wasn't recovering from the flu :marseyrain:

The silver lining is that if he gets it, he'll definitely die :marseywholesome:

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Do dramacels actually wish death on super fat people? I hope it's an exaggeration.

Is it that common to have a violent hatred for gross people?

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I have never met a worthwhile fat person

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You never had fat relatives? Must not be a burger I guess.

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I've seen a couple. The most memorable one was a female bank teller at Universität Stuttgart's BW-Bank branch. When she was sitting her head looked like it was floating in a sphere of fat.

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Good lord the first and only time i ever tried jaeger i killed the bottle and blacked out with my hands in my pants

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Jager is my favorite awful liquor

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In germany they will let people sit on reserved seats if there is noone sitting there after luke 15 minutes or something

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UPDATE: He is also now eating a butter croissant, the trash bag of nuggets was not enough

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Dear lord he can't be stopped!

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How do you think he became a death fat?

Also what do you think his braps smell like?

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The answer to both of those is "travel bag of nuggets"

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Good to hear Drachenlord is out and about.

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...is he spilling over into your seat?

Because if so, it might already be too late.

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:marseyitsover:

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Ask him why he's so fat.

Try to act curious rather than judgemental.

Make the ride as awkward from him as he made it for you.

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Just hang onto the side of the train

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I'm not a :marseytunaktunak:

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Lol would have never happened to u in a car, serves u right

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I don't think a car would fit on the train.

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Um, educate urself, sweaty

:marseynails:

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:#marseysoypoint:

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keep making comments about his weight, get him riled up, and record the reaction

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Deathfat? Give us some estimated height and weight to visualise this monster

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like 5'8", 400 lbs, he literally had to squeeze himself into the seat even with it reclined, made me claustrophobic next to the window tbh

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Shame him about the Hollofcost or something.

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Imagine making this cope post. Have you tried not minding your own business?

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When someone else's fat rolls are oozing into your lap, sweating smelly grease all over you, it IS your business.

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Do us all a favour and just kill him.

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take a pic. if he's rudley eaign you can take a pic it's the law


Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster

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vile

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He just pulled out a clear bag of cold chicken nuggets, I think he brought them from home?

and then everyone clapped

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:#marseymummy:

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