During my absence a lot of !thin applications piled up and of the 30+ that applied, only two had the badge. Tragic.
This has spurned me to do some mathematical labor and I have some startling results.
!thin has 53 members, and our site has 20,278 members. To be fair I am going to deduct an entire 10k from that number to account for Mello and that weird kid that fricks his sister. This means that out of 10,278 people on this site only 53 of us are publicly acceptable.
This means that 99.484335474% of this site is visibly hideous.
I abhor this state affairs (see below for a fun English lesson).
Because we sell merchandise that bears the holy Marsey, as well as the name of our site, it's absolutely revolting to think that a bunch of gargantuan behemoths are pounding around the world making us all look like a failed Jenny Craig commercial. This is absolutely unacceptable.
We need to figure out how to solve this crisis.
I need badge ideas, prize ideas, ANY idea as to how we can whip up this carb bloated titanitcesque userbase into something that is socially acceptable.
Please discuss below.
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We need Aevann to disclose gumroad stats on the sizes ordered we we can confirm your observations
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u mean redbubble
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Or whatevs, can you pull order by size? Not doxxing just wondering how many xxxxls we got
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S: 5
M: 14
L: 18
XL: 14
2XL: 6
3XL: 1
4XL: 0
5XL: 0
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!thin lore
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The 3XL is
@Soren
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Soretwink confirmed!!!
!schizomaxxxers
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soren lore
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He blocked me
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that doesn't tell us much, how tall are you?
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4'9
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Are you a foid or a midget
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Male but FTM
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Photoshopped
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now take with with all your weight on the scale. stop leaning on the counter!
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Hmmm just checked and my shirts an XL so the only thing this suggests to me is that I could pick most of the merchchads up and cradle them in my big strong arms
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I mean you’re wearing another shirt underneath it like frickin bazinga man from big bang theory.
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Good dunk ngl
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Wtf you're a
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I bought an M because I wanted my shirt to be super loose on me.
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Jesus christ. With US sizing XL and 2XL are fricking huge.
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How is medium the left side of the curve?
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This would be funny but entirely too invasive for a site this size
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History respects men and women who make tough choices for the greater good. Everyone on here agreed to mod abuse when they signed up. Now fishman, you have to make a decision. Are you just going to float there while your users engorge themselves until they get diabetes, or are you going to do something about it and start shaming some fatties to be thin? Do you want to be hated by history as a fatty lover or are you going to make the decision to take action and be remembered as a lover of humanity and a beacon of health in the sea of sickness?
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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That isn’t mod abuse though, that’s revealing personal info from another site not affiliated with us and related to PII. It’s legal, yes, but extremely unethical in a bad way.
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Well good thing Aavenn posted it above
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LOL
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Fish loses again
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History will remember
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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Lmao who cares loser
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Nooo you can't just post anonymous shirt sizes it's unethical noo
I hope this is
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https://rdrama.net/h/fatpeoplehate/post/186041/i-just-cleared-out-the-applications/4656944#context
Fish is down i repeat fish down
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Hey hey ho ho, people of mass have got to go
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Get em King
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I use that word constantly?
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You meant horrified sweetie. I am abhorred means people are horrified of me.
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To abhor something is to view it in disgust.
To be horrified by something means you're scared of it.
Learn english b-word.
(I am actually ESL so please help me).
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"I am abhorred" means people think that of you. They abhor you.
You probably meant "appalled"
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This is perfect! So it's like "disgust/hate"
I am disgusted/hated by...xyz,
I disgust/hate..xyz
I see it now! Thank you!
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I am abhorred/hated [by someone]
and
I am disgusted [by someone/thing]
are differnt
disgusted is an adjective there: like 'disgusting,' it is a state of being (disgusted can be a past tense verb when used without am, was, are, were)
abhoored and hated are only evr past tense verbs; am, was, etc do different biz to them idk (abhorrent and hateful are the adjs)
I disgusted(verb) them -> they were(verb) disgusted(adj) by me
vs
I abhorred(verb) them -> they were(verb) abhorrent(abj) to me
I am(auxiliary verb) abhorred(verb) [by them] -> I am(verb) abhorrent(abj) to them
thy dont work the same
'I disgust/hate/abhor' are all verb
'I am disgusted/hated/abhorred by' the first turns into a adjectv the other doen't
'I am disgusted/disgusting/hateful/abhorrent' are all adjectives
WARNING this may be misinformation
and I might be r-slurred
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Nitwit.
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And?
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I got the badge fair and square, but I hate ping groups so I refuse to join.
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The !thin group is really fun though because it's used to bully and harass people. How could you not want to be a part of that?
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so true!
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yeah I kinda fricked up. I won it back in blackjack tho so all is fine
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that's what i've been saying
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So much this....
But it's with chuds or noticers for some
bullshit. I love my !macacos!
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It's how I get the majority of my dramacoin at this point
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Agreed. Homeowners is a good group, burgers is on the fence, but i won't join thin.
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here's your (you), r slur
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God dammit
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Yeah, but it really reduces the addictiveness of the site, allowing you to touch grass more effectively.
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I am in 73 ping groups, I stopped reading my notifications and just enjoy the passive dc income
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Wrong
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you're right, it's fun to harass skinny white chudlets into gaining the weight that they need
oh and btw I'm still fundraising /h/LoveForFatPeople 
frick skeletons all my homies hate skeletons !downvoters 
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He might have faked his pic
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Nope it was me
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Hmmmmmm
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ping groups are the worst.
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So true coney
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Really pushing hard for people to doxx themselves now huh
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You can just show your hand or something
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my pic is just socks on a scale
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Lol fat !thin
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Be more entertaining.
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Fat.
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I cant answer without carp editing my comment
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If carp is editing your comments then he probably has really good reason to.
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Not when it comes to fedposting about the fat menace
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or a funny reason
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There is no edit comment jannie ability. Only thread.
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